True, but why restrict yourself? Chess is also none of the following;
- a felony
- a pasta-based meatball dish
- a Bauhaus-inspired coffee cup design
- a yo-yo that belonged to Louis XIV
- a Japanese form of popular music, as sung by Kahimi Karie
Chess doesn't appear to be:
-a fresco painted by pepsi
-a tip that the father left, but the grandmother picked up
-a teacher admitting they're not helping
-a ken burns documentary that joseph goebbels wouldn't admire
-a beaver going to church
-someone to do the dishes
But the question is what isn't chess, not what chess isn't.
And now we're dealing with the latter!
D'oh.
Well played sir. Well played.