Chess is racist

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stanhope13

Its a game.

Lagomorph

It's an opportunity for idiots to start banal posts on forums.

eciruam

Can somebody waken up the trolls...I'm getting bored....Where's belente when you need her.....

eciruam

I wholeheartedly concur Lago..............

SilentKnighte5

Also prejudiced against bald people.  Why are the bald pawns the weakest piece on the board?

Ziggy_Zugzwang

I'd say chess was "institutionally ageist"...against young people. I've made this point before. It's no accident that the term "square" is used for out of touch older people. Where do we have squares ? On a chess board !

I hope younger people don't think I'm being patronising with this observation: Young people are very good at giving their attention to rectangles. (I know from a pedagogical point of view a square is a rectangle, but I interject this point to ambush the semanticist strawman arguers...)

Anyway. Young people are good at looking at rectangular shapes. I'm thinking of their phones. To the point that they often knock us old gits over while walking and texting owing to the intensity of their concentration. Chess therefore should abandon it's "squareness" - and perhaps mobile phones should be square to protect the elderly ?

WittyBlunder

Could be worse.

DrSpudnik

If it bothers you that much, get this set:

dejvidd

They are just colours...like some people say: "It's not the gun who kills, it's the person holding/firing it." The game is not racist, but unfortunately some players are...I played a guy who after losing, started the chat by calling me a 'Swedish whore'. Then continued with homophobic remarks, and after I revealed that I am of Asian origin -he then ranted racial comments...Btw. I won the game, and he had black -does that make me a racist too? ;-)

Apotek

or even this set..

IronSteintz
GiantEagle wrote:

Someone told me chess is racist since white always moves first

Must have been a liberal. Of course they neglected to mention black always moves first in checkers. 

AlCzervik
capablanca2014 wrote:
GiantEagle wrote:

Someone told me chess is racist since white always moves first

Must have been a liberal. Of course they neglected to mention black always moves first in checkers. 

Are you related to Countdown?

jacdzi

I've never thought like that but maybe it should be start with black every second time?

justus_jep
chessmicky wrote:

It wasn't a liberal, it wasn't a conservative. it was an imbecile! Chess pieces are not people, they have no feelings. A Black person can play the white pieces and a white person can play the black pieces, so where's the racism? If you always made the person with the darker skin tone play black, now that would be racist!

DJAbacus
tkbunny wrote:

at times like this, all i can say is

 

That guy on youtube got it all wrong...the lyrics are 'Live is Life' as in Singing Live is what Life is all about...he got the 'na na na na na' bits right though... 

GideonDerTactician
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GideonDerTactician
GideonDerTactician wrote:

I can't help but get a little angry when threads like this come up :(. 

*bites tongue* 

jdfdjonatas

GiantEagle escreveu:

Someone told me chess is racist since white always moves first

GiantEagle escreveu: Someone told me chess is racist since white always moves first

ChessMasterADL2K8Real

Someone please lock this forum, there is no point in arguing about this.

RonaldJosephCote

  Lock it?...surprise....this thread is 8 yrs old.