OK, if you say so. I thought it was pick up sticks.
Chess Is The Most Stupid Game On The Planet

Chess Is The Most Stupid Game On The Planet
A threat is not a threat.
A defence is not a defence.
Good is bad and bad is good.
What good is not good enough.
What does not work works and what works does not work.
Well... I am sure most will get my point
A friend of mine once claimed that chess is the easiest game to play, the hardest game to win.
I called him out on the inaccuracy of that statement, pointing out that tic-tac-toe is a)an easier game to play and b) a much harder game to win.

Ok, everybody missed my point which was that chess is so stupid and that exactly what makes it so difficult. Stupid does not mean simple. The entire game is an absurd! (I am sharing a valauble chess understanding with you now).
I think the main cause that adult sucks at chess compaired to children is that adults can`t believe how stupid chess actually is, how stupid the requirements are which are in front of their nose all the time.... no .. .instead they try to make this game intelligent and logical!! How can you take a logical approach against something illogical!!! ??? Someone with strong analytical skills would understand it`s the wrong approach. Approach that will not lead you above 2000 mark in a tactical style.

NOTE TO ADMINISTRATION CONCERNING THE DELETED THREAD OF MINE:
I had no intentions of revealing the source :) But I completely understand your decission :) lol

too much vodka!
I think it was Tal who said "The state versus vodka? I'm on the side of vodka" during a Soviet clampdown on alcohol.

Gosha , Why should anything make sense ? Stephen Hawkins [ the cripple-genius ] thinks we all started as an infinitesimally small dot. What a total dick-head. Chess is just good devilment.
David Byrne

You tell me mr. 1400
whats that suppose to mean I'll beat you right now. Your move

Sorry Master_ScorpionC but I didn't find your alleged insights to be very valuable at all. Coincidentally I'm rated 2000 and I managed to achieve that without considering chess to be stupid or illogical.
Chess Is The Most Stupid Game On The Planet
A threat is not a threat.
A defence is not a defence.
Good is bad and bad is good.
What good is not good enough.
What does not work works and what works does not work.
Well... I am sure most will get my point