Chess Jokes

Sort:
Avatar of SoulMate2222
Hi chess pals.

As a fanatic of the greatest game in the world, (football not being included) I have found that we chess players tend to get labelled as dull and humourless. In fact, a friend of mine yesterday called me a 'chess w*****'. I found it disturbing, as i have never insulted his hobbies, twitching and swanupping. Anyway, here is my point. Do any of you good people out there know of any chess related jokes? I want to show my friend and indeed the world that we are not boring, monosylabic, nerds. Thank you folks, I look forward to your replies.
Avatar of SoulMate2222

You sound drunk 🥴 

Avatar of SoulMate2222

The dad 

Avatar of SoulMate2222

Or the mom that is a terrible joke

Avatar of Homsar
Boring?! Chess players are not boring. Don’t you know how good they are at mating?... 😉
Avatar of Metar_Taf

Best 2 singers on the entire chessboard:

Elvis Pawnsley

Led Zeppawn

Avatar of Guest6707504812
Please Sign Up to comment.

If you need help, please contact our Help and Support team.