Chess Jokes

I think you won't be the winner...

(True story): My wife asked me if it would kill me not to play chess everday. I answered- why take that risk?

pawns want to be free not in chains (get it? cuz a pawn chain,? and chains as in prison)

"mate me", as the actress said to the bishop

me and my wife played chess. the game was going fine till suddenly the king was sandwiched between two bishops and the queen was exposed to an attack from the rear.

Here's a home-made one for fans of the film "Pitch Perfect".

"Aubrey, will you pick a song for us?"

"Bruno Mars. Chess The Way You Are."

OK, so it's not exactly a joke, but it's the best I could do after two months' thought. :-)