A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a motel and were standing in the lobby talking about their recent tournament success. After about two hours, the manager came out of her office and asked them to leave. "But why?" they asked, as they moved on. "Because," she said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!"
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All of the pieces were excited about the big chess tournament tomorrow. It was to be held from 1:00 P.M. to 6:00 P.M.
One of the white knights walks up to the king and asks, "When is the contest again?" "It's tomorrow, knight." replied the king.
So, the knight shows up at about 9:00 P.M. the following night and sees his fellow pieces sitting at a table. He walks up to them and they all give him dirty looks.
"Where were you?" growled the king. "We couldn't compete because you didn't show up!"
"But you said the contest was tomorrow night." said the knight.
Keyif wrote:
Ok. If you have read my blogs you know I am into folklore. Well, jokes are part of folklore so are riddles, chess problems and many more things but in this topic I thought it would be fun to see what jokes this community knows. I will get it started and hope to see some really good one.
----starting off------
Two friends meet on the street and one of them says:
- My wife says that if tomorrow I go to the chess match, she will take my children and she will leave me.
The other friend asks to him:
- And what you will do?
-Friend one responds “e4, as always”
Here's another variation:
-"After returning home from the chess club at 2:00 a.m.,my wife got mad and told me that our 20 year marriage would go down the toilette if I don't quit chess;well,I'm missing it very badly since..."
ghostlyknight wrote:
Keyif wrote:
Ok. If you have read my blogs you know I am into folklore. Well, jokes are part of folklore so are riddles, chess problems and many more things but in this topic I thought it would be fun to see what jokes this community knows. I will get it started and hope to see some really good one.
----starting off------
Two friends meet on the street and one of them says:
- My wife says that if tomorrow I go to the chess match, she will take my children and she will leave me.
The other friend asks to him:
- And what you will do?
-Friend one responds “e4, as always”
Here's another variation:
-"After returning home from the chess club at 2:00 a.m.,my wife got mad and told me that our 20 year marriage would go down the toilette if I don't quit chess;well,I'm missing it very badly since..."
Good, but could be misunderstood, 'it' could refer to chess...
Two people were playing a game of chess. The guy with black puts his knight in a powerful position. Then the phone rings.
The guy with white answers it. His friend is on the other end. After the greetings, the friend says, "Are you watching anything?"
The player replies, "Yeah, the dark knight."
Oct 22, 2017
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#88
Since Jan 10, 2012, no one has posted. On going 5/6 years. CHESS: learning the game (requires a lot of patience) / live and learn the game <thru mistakes> (requires a lot of experience) / loving the game (requires a lot of genius). So, if you are still getting mad at yourself - guess what?! You require a) patience b) experience and c) genius / good luck.... [because you figured these things out]!!
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. ''But why?'' they asked, as they moved off. ''Because,'' he said, ''I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.''
How many times is this going to be repeated?