Lol I hope this doesn't offend anybody :P
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Now I have a good excuse to pour another drink without feeling guilty!
May 31, 2013
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Q: Why was the Queen's gambit player arested by the Department of Homeland security?
A: He was seen blowing open the Center with 2.c4!
varelse1 wrote:
Q: Why was the Queen's gambit player arested by the Department of Homeland security?
A: He was seen blowing open the Center with 2.c4!
Funny, even funnier is how many QG players that will not think it is so funny. Should not suffer to bad with all these King Gambit players here as they may even come to your rescue. lol.
NinjaHedgehog wrote:
Lol I hope this doesn't offend anybody :P
i saw that somewhere before
2 Wht Bishops on dark squares and
2 Black Bishops on light squares.
Had to figure i would not miss that one.
(In diagram bottom right corner.
Eight rings for the human pawns, controlled evermore to die for a cause
Two for the Rooks their defense like stone
Two also for the Bishop's might, together able to change a fight
The Knights, to one they go, for as the end draws nearer, alone nay they beat their foe
Not one to the King as the Queen holds the key. Her ring with power to destroy all it sees.
Finally to the one whose intellect changes the fight, for with blunder or bravery will a win be brought unto the light. A single ring, wrought with special care; spinning, churning, creaking and grinding...the final piece, a ring of the mind whose abilities bring the win of a lifetime.
Okay...so it isn't a joke. Thought I'd make something up on the spot >_>
What a blow! 
Q: Where does Magnus Carlsen hate to go after his chess games are over?
A: The "concession" stand!
Q: How does Magnus Carlsen spell "draw"?
A: L-O-S-S
Q: What happened after I played chess and won against Magnus Carlsen?
A: I woke up.
Q: Why does Magnus Carlsen hate press conferences after chess games?
A: He used up all of his witty counterattacks on the board.
As trysts will tell you, Mr. World Champion is not my favorite player. :P
NinjaHedgehog hat geschrieben:
Lol I hope this doesn't offend anybody :P
This was the post i enjoyed the most ;D
One could add there the "chinese chess"-pic that i saw sometime before, showing a regular chess set (instead of a chinese one), but one side consisted only of lines of pawns up to the center (They overrun us due to their sheer mass of ppl)
Here is another comic (ofc not as great as yours)
XKCD.com
There are a few other chess related comics on this site, that I post on the forum "5000 signs you don't know enough about chess.
@ Angelo,
Please gimme a link, i can't find the forum
some others i found on the web
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So a pawn walks into a bar........
btw, the source link is here... check by yourself ..lol
http://red-white-chess.blogspot.com/2013/06/top-10-funniest-chess-meme.html