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Jun 24, 2013
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#64
Once the e-pawn has fallen, there is no support for the g pawn to mate with.
I see.
LoekBergman wrote:
Kf2:, the pawn is undefended.
There's still ...g3+ followed by (recapturing and) ...f2#
1. Nxh3!
1. Nxh3 gxh2 2. Nxf4 fxg2 3. Nxg6 fxg6 4. exd3 e2 5. Bxe2 g3 6. Bxh5 gxh5 7. Qxh5# ... if not for that g7 pawn hmmm
So instead 1. Nxh3 gxh2 2. Nxg5 h3 3. exf3 axb2 4. fxg4 b2xa1Q 5. gxh5 a3 6. hxg6 a4 7. gxf7#
fabelhaft wrote:
1. Nxh3!
1...gh! threatening mate on f2.
Jun 24, 2013
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#72
So Boris Gelfand walks into a chess tournament with a duck on his head. (Stop me if you've heard this one....)
The Tournament Director says "What the heck is that???"
The duck says "I don't know! It started out as a wart on my butt!!!"\
Jun 24, 2013
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#74
Mainline_Novelty wrote:
LoekBergman wrote:
Kf2:, the pawn is undefended.
There's still ...g3+ followed by (recapturing and) ...f2#
You mean you quote my variant to explain to me how it will continue? I don' t get it. 
@fabelhaft
1. Nh3: gf2#.
"So I was having dinner with Magnus Carlsen - Problem was, we had a checkered tablecloth and it took him two hours to pass the salt!"
MegaMagnusCheckmate1 wrote:
"So I was having dinner with Magnus Carlsen - Problem was, we had a checkered tablecloth and it took him two hours to pass the salt!"
I see this one every two weeks about Kasparov.
Jun 25, 2013
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#79
AngeloPardi wrote:
MegaMagnusCheckmate1 wrote:
"So I was having dinner with Magnus Carlsen - Problem was, we had a checkered tablecloth and it took him two hours to pass the salt!"
I see this one every two weeks about Kasparov.
So I was having dinner with Gata Kamsky....
Stop me if you've heard this one!
Problem was.....
No no no it doesn't matter if 1. dxe3, 1...gxf2 is still mate!
It's mate in 4 I think.