Because I'm awesome like that!
Then their son says, "I under-promoted to a knight," and his parents never talk to him again.
I can see that now.....
So, i was haveing lunch with Garry Kasparov the other day. Didn't go to well.
He spent three hours figuring out the best way to give me the check!
Andrew Dice Clay: Jack and Jill went up the hill, each had a buck and a quarter, Jill.......
oh, right. Chess jokes thread.......
Hickory dickory dock, some player stole my clock. The clock struck two, I took my shoe, and knocked off his freakin block.
Hickory dickory dock, some player stole my clock. The clock struck two, I took my shoe, and knocked off his freakin block.
How's that related to chess?
Chess clock. I've had friends who've had theirs stolen at tournaments. For anyone loaning theirs to players that don't have one for their round make sure you know them well.
Then their son says, "I under-promoted to a knight," and his parents never talk to him again.
YOU UNDERPROMOTED TO A KNIGHT?
TIME FOR YOU TO DIE.
BOOM!
varelse1 wrote:
So, i was haveing lunch with Garry Kasparov the other day. Didn't go to well.
He spent three hours figuring out the best way to give me the check!
This is the first meal related joke I get. Good one!
I read this tale about Alekhine i think, he was in a train going to a tournament, and he met this lady and started flirting to her, not saying he was Alekhine and played chess.
At the end of teh trip the woman, who recognized him as the famous Chess Master, said to him: "Dr Alekhine, if chess were about "mating" the queen you would pretty much suck at it".
How do you know that?