chess jokes !!!

egycottonbrocker

chess pieces are interested in walking

egycottonbrocker

hahahahah it is a very big riot

egycottonbrocker

this photo from Trust Me, I'm an "Engineer" facebook page , it is  very nice it shows deffience for engineer view .  

egycottonbrocker

chess for mechanical engineers !!

Ben_Dubuque

oddly enough its a two knights defence. and the board is oriented correctly

fburton

That's just nuts! (And bolts, of course.)

Ben_Dubuque

i am sorry Berlin defence Ruy Lopez

egycottonbrocker
fburton wrote:

That's just nuts! (And bolts, of course.)

yes just bots and nuts but different sizes , the king here with 2 nuts equal the cross 

systemovich

Guys, we need more jokes, please. :-)

MoonlessNight

An irishman walked out of a bar

Ben_Dubuque

inconcievable nate

 

here is a good chess joke.

 

a man is sitting outside of his house with his hands over his face. when his neighbor, a fellow chess player, asks him whats wrong. Lets listen in on the conversation...

"what's wrong bill?"

"my wife says if I attend the chess tournoment tomorrow she will take the kids and leave me."

"that's dissapointing. What are you going to do?"

"1.e4 as always."

egycottonbrocker
jetfighter13 wrote:

inconcievable nate

 

here is a good chess joke.

 

a man is sitting outside of his house with his hands over his face. when his neighbor, a fellow chess player, asks him whats wrong. Lets listen in on the conversation...

"what's wrong bill?"

"my wife says if I attend the chess tournoment tomorrow she will take the kids and leave me."

"that's dissapointing. What are you going to do?"

"1.e4 as always."

hahaha    good one  , it is happening

egycottonbrocker

cheetahch


Q. Which chess piece is the most powerful?
A. The Knight, It goes over the top.

egycottonbrocker
 this picture i found in Facebook , the women inside the picture is very consenterated !
 
egycottonbrocker

egycottonbrocker

chess in Egypt

egycottonbrocker

check this link :

http://www.chess.com/forum/view/fun-with-chess/post-all-physics-chemistry-and-chess-jokes-here

egycottonbrocker
cheetahch wrote:


Q. Which chess piece is the most powerful?
A. The Knight, It goes over the top.

at this situation the king he may order his bowns to free the players . 

fburton

bowns?