An awesome free browser-based MMORPG
Was the cause of my having a sore lug.
With the phone to my ear,
I deflected a spear;
No more role play for me - that's for sure! <SHRUG>
http://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/an-awesome-free-browser-based-mmorpg
Something mine (I submited it at my blog six months ago). Not strictly LIMERICK, they said, but have in mind english is not my native languag. Mabe it's a LUNARICK! 
When W. Steinitz was old and odd
He try to play chess with God
God was polite and didn't tell him
She can laugh and always win
For only cheatersdeserve a rod!
Chess Love
A lascivious tinker of chess
Saw pieces as things to caress.
He'd look at his Knights
And think only of tights;
And fingered his Queen like a breast.
There once was a cheater much fabled
whose moves were played by Cannibal
have a game with a greeter
have a game with a cheater
In which case he'll say I'm UNMATEABLE!
Another one same book.
They Sky's are a pitiful lot,
There's Chom and there's Spas and there's Trot.
Trot chos the wrong lobby,
Spas flunked out to Bobby,
And the structures of Chom are all rot.
Okay, I know Spasky and Chomsky but can some one tell me the what Trotsky did?
They can't get a date to the prom
They often go crying to mom
when they're looking to play
they've one thing to say:
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Here is another I came across. I forgot where so if you know please let me know.
There was a young lady named Mable
Who played chess on a very big table,
When she played a man,
she always began,
"Try to mate me if you are able."
Is there any wonder that chess
rhymes with a word such as stress?
I lose every game
it's really a shame
that my tactics are such a mess
Reposting this from another thread:
I once opened up with g4
because e4 had become a bore
Black said, "that's the game
because Grob's attack's lame"
And he had me in mate by move four!
Keyif wrote:
Here is another I came across. I forgot where so if you know please let me know.
There was a young lady named Mable
Who played chess on a very big table,
When she played a man,
she always began,
"Try to mate me if you are able."
That one is mine. Wrote it for chess.com a few months back.
http://www.chess.com/article/view/limericks
Keyif wrote:
Here is another I came across. I forgot where so if you know please let me know.
There was a young lady named Mable
Who played chess on a very big table,
When she played a man,
she always began,
"Try to mate me if you are able."
That one is mine. Wrote it for chess.com a few months back.
Thanks Bill. Glad to know you deserve ther credit.
This one went with a story on the Rooty Hill Chess Club web page when Danny Gormally had his brain snap:
A punchy GM called Gormally,
Was trying to get much too pally,
With a lady IM
Who was not keen on him:
She preferred Lev or even Vitaly.
Much better, but nothing to do with chess, was this one quoted by Isaac Asimov:
A lady from Boston Mass
Had an adorable ass:
Not rounded and pink
As you probably think,
It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass.
Candid Castle
A man once dressed as a Rook
To lure a mate, to try his luck.
Direct and forthright,
He'd ask girls all night,
"Nice piece - now fancy a game?"
I once played a game with a master
I moved quickly, but he played much faster
I soon left the book
And he skewered my rook
An unmitigated disaster
I once wrote a poem about chess
With content that was more or less
Less chess than before
Not because less is more
But a tribute to self reference
Here is one I found in "The Penguin Book of Limericks" ed. E.O. Parrott.
There’s an Irishman, Arthur O’Shaughnessy
On the chessboard of poets a pawn is he;
Though a bishop or king
Would be rather the thing
To the fancy of Arthur O’Shaughnessy.
Dante Gabriel Rossetti