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DavidStyles wrote:
RoyalBishop wrote:

Interesting. How do you know it was taken from a girls poster by the police?

That either makes you a cop, convict or pervert!

Jokes aside, I'm not the guy who pointed it out, but Google reverse image search works :p

http://blog.al.com/breaking/2011/11/geraldine_authorities_searchin.html


I know ....  Just had to ruin the fun as i had another good 30 minutes of this.

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GeorgeBlackChess123 wrote:

she will never get to 1500 without a brain swap.

Does not matter as you do not love her for her brain but her body!

The question is does your wife know about this love affair?

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Do not give those guys in live chess any more ideas.

Sure most of them try this at some level .....getting the color they want.

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harryz wrote:
Iolz wrote:

u dont like me do u lol

No its just that you're chess understanding is completely flawed. No offense but its true. When you get to 1500, remind me to send you a link to all the threads you've created

Its a dude trolling you, how many times will you get trolled?  

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If there ever was a way to verify, I would take you up on that.  

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Iolz wrote:
ajian wrote:
Iolz wrote:

no if your white you should abort the game until your black

but what if they take away my abort option?

then you wait until the server aborts the game :)

this is cheating.

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Iolz wrote:
ajian wrote:
Iolz wrote:

no if your white you should abort the game until your black

but what if they take away my abort option?

then you wait until the server aborts the game :)

Is someone on something that I should be smoking here.

As White it is easy to copy black.

Now you can copy what ever black does!!

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@QueenTakes : Copycat

I know this trick of yours : Goto about 00:02:06

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgUQBYOWaOE

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@pelly

You got me, I should have revealed my source lol

But thanks for posting the link, if there is any argument about the stupidity of copying opponents moves that video should answer the question

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@QueenTakes said :

You got me, I should have revealed my source ....

Don't do it again. I may only have one drippy eye sonny , but it is watching you. And , I can outrun a gnoe over 3 miles.

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pelly13 wrote:

@QueenTakes said :

You got me, I should have revealed my source ....

Don't do it again. I may only have one drippy eye sonny , but it is watching you. And , I can outrun a gnoe over 3 miles.

Thanks, in future I will submit all my posts to you for proof reading & censorship. I am deeply ashamed to have made such a social faux pas on a public forum. Smile

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Guess the kids had to go .....bed time

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Did your wife catch you yet with that girl.

I see a divorce for you in the future. With it she takes the kids, car and house.

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GeorgeBlackChess123 wrote:

suckie me thumbie

I hope you do not live in one of those countries where they take you saying smart to a girl serious. They throw you in prison based on her word and you will have plenty of time to "suckie me thumbie".

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macer75 wrote:

As white, this opening tends to work really well against beginners:

Then it would be Qh4#.

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Try moving one of the pieces or pawns. That generally works.

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Ironman111 wrote:

macer75 wrote:

As white, this opening tends to work really well against beginners:

Then it would be Qh4#.

i said "against beginners." Most beginners can't see that.

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macer75 wrote:
Ironman111 wrote:

macer75 wrote:

As white, this opening tends to work really well against beginners:

Then it would be Qh4#.

i said "against beginners." Most beginners can't see that.

 Let's take a survey! (for 24 hrs only)

 

Hey all you beginners vote. Would you fall for it not.

 

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