Hey it might be your wife playing a joke on you here. Or she sent a Private Investigator to check if your hooking up with woman here. What better way than to act stupid.
How to improve in chess

I'm in my teen years. I don't have a wife
It is too expensive having a girlfriend better to invest in a wife.
And worse to not have a woman at all.

oh wow i think lolz decided ridicule was enough. so it started to plug the engine in. She is now beating 1580 players and playing a real openng. what a loser.
Man im confused. Somebody confirm with me if shes just a screwed up troll or a lousy cheater
I told you HE was a troll. Where's that $50?

macer75 wrote:
Ironman111 wrote:
macer75 wrote:
As white, this opening tends to work really well against beginners:
Then it would be Qh4#.
i said "against beginners." Most beginners can't see that.
It's dangerous anyway and unsound.
i recommend you to play open line games to train lots of tactics, for example for someone learning i dont recommend a petrov or something like that, most people dont have style, they are just plain bad at tactics so they call themself positional, dont fall for that, well at least on our level, mostly club or something.
As already some people have said follow the principals(like center, space, development), you will find sense in the opening moves, and understand why they are more theoretical than sidelines without advantage.

raulgq wrote:
i recommend you to play open line games to train lots of tactics, for example for someone learning i dont recommend a petrov or something like that, most people dont have style, they are just plain bad at tactics so they call themself positional, dont fall for that, well at least on our level, mostly club or something.
As already some people have said follow the principals(like center, space, development), you will find sense in the opening moves, and understand why they are more theoretical than sidelines without advantage.
Thanks!

Interesting. How do you know it was taken from a girls poster by the police?
That either makes you a cop, convict or pervert!
Jokes aside, I'm not the guy who pointed it out, but Google reverse image search works :p
http://blog.al.com/breaking/2011/11/geraldine_authorities_searchin.html
That's pretty messed up using the photo of some poor runaway girl as an avatar. Sick is what it is....

she will never get to 1500 without a brain swap.
ur just mad i am beating you in our online game lol :)
either she is using a computer or her opponents are REALLY dumb! i seriously don't know how she got to 1200, or beat a 1500 player. i can tell you right now that I would not (at least if she uses her crazy strategies) lose unless i went crazy or she used a computer. She and SebLeb are the talk of the forums. i wouldn't want to be in their place!

she will never get to 1500 without a brain swap.
ur just mad i am beating you in our online game lol :)
either she is using a computer or her opponents are REALLY dumb! i seriously don't know how she got to 1200, or beat a 1500 player. i can tell you right now that I would not (at least if she uses her crazy strategies) lose unless i went crazy or she used a computer. She and SebLeb are the talk of the forums. i wouldn't want to be in their place!
It is a dude, and it is a cheater, and it is a troll.

Ironman111 sorry we are kinda messing up your thread! A suggestion is that you try say studying The Ruy Lopez and play it for a week. If you like it, then you can play it. If you dont' try something else for white. You will need a good knowledge of openings if you want to improve a lot.

Sorry, you can't make the most generic thread ever and then complain when other topics get brought up.
Spanish best for black? Better go tell every 1.e4 playing GM the news, what were they thinking this whole time?

Does chess.com have compensation for losing to a cheater? I am going to lose to lolz and take 20 points with me.
report Iolz, then if she is banned, you will win the game. That is only if the staff reacts quickly enough. I don't know

Does chess.com have compensation for losing to a cheater? I am going to lose to lolz and take 20 points with me.
Nope, I've seen accounts get banned after they "beat" me, and there is no compensation. Who really cares though, its a chess rating from an internet site, ya know?

Does chess.com have compensation for losing to a cheater? I am going to lose to lolz and take 20 points with me.
Nope, I've seen accounts get banned after they "beat" me, and there is no compensation. Who really cares though, its a chess rating from an internet site, ya know?
Nope, I dunno.
You are the worst troll ever. At least be creative....
macer75 wrote:
As white, this opening tends to work really well against beginners:
Then it would be Qh4#.
i said "against beginners." Most beginners can't see that.
Let's take a survey! (for 24 hrs only)
Hey all you beginners vote. Would you fall for it not.
Vote YES or NO. No Maybe votes
Well if u ask it that way then everybody is gonna say yes, I saw the checkmate. But that's only because someone told them first. If nobody had told them, and they encountered that opening in an actual game, chances are they wouldn't know about the checkmate.