Is this a real possibility for you or is this just a fantasy of yours?
At any rate, he can't play the King's Indian if you open with e4.
I read that Howard Stern was a 1700 on ICC about 5 years ago, studying with Dan Heisman. Heisman wrote about it for Chess Life.
I don't know if he continued studying but you should wear nice underwear to the show.
Ok, so here is the scenario. You play chess against Howard Stern, you each get 45 minutes on your clock. Its the best 3 out of 5 games. If you win Howard Stern sets you up on a date with a porn star. If you lose, you have to let one of Howards gay friends throw pieces of meat with mayo all over it at your naked butt on the show. My question
Howard is rated about 1800 hundred so he is a pretty solid player. He likes to play the kings indian defense and from what I have heard he is pretty good tactically. What would your strategy be to win the game and win the date with some porn star?