We need a tygxc-normal dictionary.
Some entries:
know...guess
solve....guess
perfect player...Stockfish
perfect play...draw a winning KPvK position
legal position....position in KRPP v KRP
illegal position....legal position with ply count > 0
calculation...method for arriving at ludicrous figures
order of magnitude...add 10 (or subtract if you think no one will notice)
proof...what I tell you three times
blasphemy...verification of calculation (see above)
inspection ..... three GMs with umbrellas raised, staring into a goldfish bowl and wondering where the fish went. (courtesy @Optimissed.)
right...wrong (courtesy @tygxc)
deduction...first daft thing that springs into @tygxc's head. (courtesy @Optimissed.)
Uturn...carry on in the wrong direction in the face of all evidence (courtesy of @NervesofButter)
... further entries invited.
Math...arbitrary reductions of multiple orders of magnitude based on conjecture.
[I'll repost this, as I added a lot to it, but the last part needs the first part as an introduction]
You can loosely think of mathematics as being a black box which takes in axioms (and, if you start late, proven theorems) and generates theorems. These are all abstract, timeless and independent of any empirical information.
Science, by contrast is a black box which takes in observations and generates and tests models which describe patterns in those observations. Mathematics is very useful in the models.
The (slightly) confusing bit is that when some mathematics is part of a scientific model, mathematical facts imply facts about the real world.
[The first part about mathematics is disputable, because all mathematicians understand that you start with an intuitive notion of a mathematical object - eg the counting numbers - then you find some axioms that represent your intuition. Then you are off to the races (as say Euclid was). The question is where did this intuitive notion of a mathematical object come from. For some, but not all, it is an abstraction of reality. Eg counting came from counting real objects. Geometry came from the structure of space.
But them later on, mathematicians have no problem changing the rules a bit and generating objects they can see are just as interesting and which may or may not be related to the real world. For example in geometry, they found spherical and hyperbolic geometry by changing one axiom. They also found geometry in any number of dimensions by another small change. And there are many generalisations of counting numbers that are not as intuitive. So it becomes clear you don't need a real world paradigm to create some mathematics that intuitively has value.
It seems like all the time invented maths then turns out to have real world connections later. Centuries later, sometimes. While spherical geometry was easy to understand as being like the surface of a ball, hyperbolic geometry turned out to be the geometry of relativistic space-time. It was just that no-one had a clue that relativistic space-time existed at the time hyperbolic geometry was discovered]
Yeah, it's fun how sometimes physicists find a use for something mathematicians had lying around for 100s of years.
The only case I'm aware of the reverse happening is the dirac function. The story I was told was some physicist or engineer came up with it because it was convenient. Mathematicians has scorn for it until a mathematician came along and formalized it.