
Chess
goldendog has us all beat
<mods, you can delete this. it's just adults reading the thread now.>
Hilarious! 
Hey, South Africans make good deserts too.....
Behold the Koeksuster
Okay, this thread is too delicious to look at when I'm broke. Maybe I can make a dessert out of what I stocked in the refrigerator? Let's see...vodka and tomato juice...let me check the freezer...ice....hmmm....
French philosophy is much like French cooking; lurking between flowery words or underneath savory sauces is some malignant idea or disgusting gastropod which one would never have ingested in the first place had not the dammed thing been so well camouflaged. What has this to so with chess? Absolutely nothing, We're just making stuff up to amuse Ourselves!
Hey, South Africans make good deserts too.....
Behold the Koeksuster
South African beefcake- behold the Koekemoer
Yeah, The Koek is famous
Openings i know...
Ruy Lopez
1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bc4
King's Gambit (declined)
1. e4 e5 2. f4 Nc6
King's Gambit (accepted)
1. e4 e5 2. f4 exf4
Queen's Gambit
1. d4 d5 2. c4
Counter
1. e4 d5 2. exd5 Qxd5 3. Nf3 Qd8
People... this thread... is supposed to be about CHESS.
Not food.
Or geese.
Or sarcasm.

People... this thread... is supposed to be about CHESS.
Not food.
Or geese.
Or sarcasm.
Or anything else for that matter!

Hey, South Africans make good deserts too.....
Behold the Koeksuster