Club Chess

Does anyone else spend their nights drinking and playing chess? Does this make me lame? Does this now empty bottle of shiraz make me a better player or does being a better player make me a better drinker? Am I ever going to find a girl at Club Chess?

1. yes
2. no
3. no
4. no

just g0 drink and have girls br0.  

because y0u will never find it in chess...

"baka"

Chess. Check. Beer. Check. Football. Check. Girl. Che--Wait. No girl yet. Is chess hindering my ability to pick up chicks or are chicks hindering my ability to play chess? Am I ever going to find a chick that plays chess?

Chess = check...drinking = check...girls = check*

*Having been married for 42 years; does that count?

Not too many chicks down at my club either homie.  It's hard being a chess player.

Javan...Congrats on your 42 year marriage. I'm willing to bet you either A. Didnt start playing chess until after you got married or B. Kept your chess fetish a secret until the knot was already tied. Please correct me if I'm wrong.

P.S. I'm taking everyone's advice and leaving chess behind tonite to seek some chicks out on the town. After coming home later tonite by myself like usual I will probably end up on the computer playing drunken chess once again however...

So I busted out my chess set at a late nite after party and even though the first few people that noticed the set laughed at me, a few hours later all the drunk guys laughing at me were either home or passed out on the floor and I was playing chess with three beautiful ladies watching the sun rise... {based on a true story}

I forgot to add, "Then I woke up" to that last comment.