Congrats Penguingm1 on receiving your IM title and GM norm!
Coaching Services

Adypady I think you missed a few zeroes....
no
% adds another 1/100. So with this discount instead of $100 I can pay a nano-dollar to be a captive prisoner! Will there be moldy bread and contaminated water? Will I see the sun? What an adventure!

aww man i wish i'd seen this earlier!!! lol, Richard Andrew Tang got an IM title along with the Gm norm? wow nice.....scrap the KCF and $350 I'm playing there next year!!! (little voice inside my head,YEah right! your going to get like 4.5 points....

I am not sure why i would pay you $500 to shake your hand
unless are you giving me 5 benjamin franklins when we shake hands.
if this is a joke then i don't get it. because

Im rated 1400 with a 14 win and 7 losses, two of the loses were after 1 move because I didnt know there wasnt a -4 move resign not counting toward your record. Im rated 1700 on another chess site and have beaten a 2150. this might seem low to you but I know how to mate, I know quite a few openings and my endggame is awesome. play me and you will see.
After 8 months of playing, I'm certain you're at least 2500 by now, right?
And is eye contact permitted during the shake?