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Comprehensive advice for improving your game

Someone else offered this wonderful advice in another thread recently:
Make sure you and your opponent are playing with pieces all carved from beets. When they are not looking, simply pick up and eat all their important pieces. When they ask where they have gone, say you have no idea. Make sure they cannot see your red, red teeth while you are saying this.
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