Correspondence Chess is Rotten to the Core.

I joined a month ago or so to the Lechenicher Server which gives players around the world a place to play correspondence chess where engine use is allowed (basically everything is allowed, even black magic).

I entered there seeing myself drunk at 2:00 AM, refuting my opponent's 13th opening move by finding a pawn sacrifice on move 26 which ended in lost material and a losing endgame on move 40.

However I all found in my first supposedly interesting game against a 1900ish player was, TRASH. I just had to open the ICCF's database each time it was my turn and offer a draw on move 30.

Ok guys, I know I failed, dangit, I keep doing this stupid blunders of posting things at 2:00 AM Gringolandia time (trigger attempt intended, all bumps saying how much of a jealous Mexican I am are welcome) Flashes of inspiration appear in front of my eyes and like a 2 year old kid I just publish them right away.

Back to the topic.

Discuss guys, really, @FireBrandX used to say that he loved the Sveshnikov and busting things out of the sky on move 20 with deep pawn sacrifices computers dont initially see, but so far all I have had to do is open the ICCF's database, click click and win.

What did you expect if engines, databases and black magic are allowed?

A real fight. Something like me talking with a vidente and having a dangeours trip to Africa to get the best wizard to do a trabajo to my opponent, however to do that I would have to fight with somali pirates, end Civil wars along my way, at beat the wizard at 1 min chess.

Right now Im having a game with some Rogachev ruskie and again I just had to click with my mouse on the ICCF's database to get a nice advantage (supposedly) on a  Najdorf Poisoned Pawn thing.

I appreciate your bumps kaynight, but I think this site is full of patzers that cant appreciate my rants because they actually talk about CHESS!

I knew it. Kaynight was an autotrollbot.

Do you want some cheese with your whine?  

Yes.

@Pfren hasnt asnwered me. He told me correspondence chess was nice. It isnt, just a bunch of clicks and a draw.

Mailmen like correspondence chess.

great

You are welcome. You have a high correspondence rating. Do you agree with my rant?

Another one of my centaur games. Enjoy (if you can)

Appears you agreed to the terms. Like bullet players crying about 'HE NO RESIGN LOST POS"

 Sorry dud, see my flag. I do not understand tacky local english. 

A la shaval, khuee heztohz greinghoz phaarese khueee thienenm etscrementho de animal en la chavesah.

I need no help buddy. I am just saying that Correspondence chess is rotten to the core, you came with some local thing and I said I didnt understand it, and then you call me a wanker. 

Firstly, what does masturbation has to do with the fact that I solved chess

And secondly, you will have to find another language and make words have more than 1 ortographic mistake to TROLL me like I did with CrystalMuter last time.

Go.

Away.

No little lady, you go away if you cant suggest a solution to this problem.

AND PEOPLE WONDER WHY MY WIFE LEFT ME.

You don't like correspondence chess. The solution is for you to go away.