demoralizing people who wont resign - Chess Forums - Page 3

cartmankyle

Jan 3, 2013

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#41

HessianWarrior wrote:

cartmankyle wrote:

You guys, earlier I found a caterpillar in my house and slowly whispered into it's ears the horror and torture the world was about to bring it. Then it looked up at me and it said "Take me away from all this". I don't know what got into me, but I tied him very gently to a helium balloon and sent him floating away to oblivion. Now I sit and think why did I send him away? He was the only one who had talked to me in days, and was actually nice and now he's gone. I'm so fricking bummed right now.

=(

As the caterpillar was floating away did it ever occur to you that the poor sap thought you were a retard?

HessianWarrior is pissed. Soon, he's gonna have his Posse' of Klingon warriors shoot invisible lasers at me. Scary internet muscle is scary.

NeuroMind

Jan 3, 2013

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#42

HessianWarrior wrote:

DivineSoul wrote:

HessianWarrior wrote:

DivineSoul wrote:

HessianWarrior wrote:

cartmankyle wrote:

You guys, earlier I found a caterpillar in my house and slowly whispered into it's ears the horror and torture the world was about to bring it. Then it looked up at me and it said "Take me away from all this". I don't know what got into me, but I tied him very gently to a helium balloon and sent him floating away to oblivion. Now I sit and think why did I send him away? He was the only one who had talked to me in days, and was actually nice and now he's gone. I'm so fricking bummed right now.

=(

As the caterpillar was floating away did it ever occur to you that the poor sap thought you were a retard?

I don't understand the need for hostility towards him...he's trying to lighten the mood!

So was I.

It's the internet..no need to act immature because at the end of the day it's not going to make a difference :)

So why are you flapping your lips?

My lips aren't moving...it's my fingers!

HessianWarrior

Jan 3, 2013

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#43

DivineSoul wrote:

HessianWarrior wrote:

DivineSoul wrote:

HessianWarrior wrote:

DivineSoul wrote:

HessianWarrior wrote:

cartmankyle wrote:

You guys, earlier I found a caterpillar in my house and slowly whispered into it's ears the horror and torture the world was about to bring it. Then it looked up at me and it said "Take me away from all this". I don't know what got into me, but I tied him very gently to a helium balloon and sent him floating away to oblivion. Now I sit and think why did I send him away? He was the only one who had talked to me in days, and was actually nice and now he's gone. I'm so fricking bummed right now.

=(

As the caterpillar was floating away did it ever occur to you that the poor sap thought you were a retard?

I don't understand the need for hostility towards him...he's trying to lighten the mood!

So was I.

It's the internet..no need to act immature because at the end of the day it's not going to make a difference :)

So why are you flapping your lips?

My lips aren't moving...it's my fingers!

You got me with that zinger.

Kens_Mom

Jan 3, 2013

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#44

DivineSoul wrote:

My lips aren't moving...it's my fingers!

that's what she said

Ubik42

Jan 3, 2013

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#45

Also, I can force people to resign with my brain.

(two by two, hands of blue)

Scottrf

Jan 3, 2013

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#46

HessianWarrior wrote:

I recently had a guy on CC Chess tell me on chat "I'm going to either Checkmate you in one move or take your Queen, why don't you just resign."

I cut off Chat, blocked him, and slowed down my moves to one a day. I don't want any Dildo telling me I need to resign before I make my own decision. Two weeks later I am down to one move till Checkmate. I think I am just going to Timeout on the arrogant clown just to piss him off even more.

Not only would that be immature, it would also be breaking site rules. Just so you know.

SPARTANEMESIS

Jan 4, 2013

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#47

kiwi_overtherainbow wrote:

Wekk simply out, their aim was to achieve a draw, if your going to offer them a draw when you are boasting a winning position, then that is your choice, at the end of the day those who accept your offer will look back and say "thank goodness my stats are not effected so much". Its like teasing a tiger with raw meat, the tiger is hungry and at some point will snatch that piece of meat, that was its goal. You simply gifted it an opportunity to do.

You don't tease a tiger with raw meat. To the tiger's eyes anyone holding a piece of meat is the real meat.

x-5058622868

Jan 4, 2013

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#48

ponz111 wrote:

It is also perfectly ok to resign games you are winning. There are many reasons someone might do this.

There might be a reason for one or even a few, but if a person racks up a bunch, then there could be a problem.

x-5058622868

Jan 4, 2013

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#49

Monster_with_no_Name wrote:

MSteen wrote:

When my opponent won't resign in a losing position, I "humiliate" him by promoting a pawn when I don't have to, chasing him all around the board when I could easily promote another pawn, then promoting another pawn, then chasing him around some more, etc.

Hopefully he'll eventually realize the utter foolish hopelessness of his position and resign. If not, of course I'll eventually mate him.

But OFFER A DRAW to humiliate him?? Not in a million years. When he takes it, I'm the patsy, the moron, the patzer, the zero, the bum, loser, rabbit, fish. If someone offers me a "joke" draw in such a position, I'm going to take it, pride intact, and intone, "You idiot" to myself all evening.

thats kind of the point... not only did i dominate you in the game, now im in your head for the rest of the evening..

Not at all. You'd just be another number in a line of opponents.

zborg

Jan 4, 2013

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#50

LisaV wrote:

That's...inspiring. I'm now going to donate food to the needy.

That need is quite large in this thread, and @Monster heads the list.

chasm1995

Jan 4, 2013

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#51

I'd like to play against monster_with_no_name so that when he is demolishing me I can get a draw offer and accept it so I can boost my rating.

Ubik42

Jan 4, 2013

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#52

chasm1995 wrote:

I'd like to play against monster_with_no_name so that when he is demolishing me I can get a draw offer and accept it so I can boost my rating.

I would decline the draw offer, so I can ***DOMINATE***.

ponz111

Jan 22, 2013

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#53

There is absolutely no reason why you shouldn't offer your neck to a vampire. There are many reasons why this might be the right thing to do.

HessianWarrior

Jan 22, 2013

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#54

Bicarbonatofsoda wrote:

the monster is bang on!

accepting a draw in a lost position is like offering your neck to a vampire.

Who cares, it's only a game.

zborg

Jan 23, 2013

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#55

The choice of openings is clearly a life and death matter on this site.

Or is it just @Daeth?

SPARTANEMESIS

Jan 23, 2013

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#56

Bicarbonatofsoda wrote:

its a bloodsport to many

I'm sure it is.