I mean, isn’t that what you are supposed to do lol
I thought you were going to start pile driving the h pawn up the board.
Disgustingly Bad Players Who Only Attack (part 2)
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Oct 9, 2021
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Hmm, when? There was no pawn break for my h pawn.
I did try to play on the h file. The point of 24.Qe2 was to go to h5... when I played it I thought there's no way it would happen though. Hilariously it worked out in the end.
That was you? I thought it was AlphaZero.
Oct 9, 2021
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#5
Yeah I know there's no break... doesn't stop people from playing it in blitz.
but again I think the attack is justified since it's a normal plan for white.
Oct 9, 2021
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#6
True. I was lucky they played something that lets it have at least a chance of working.
Sometimes I do this blindly and my opponent plays a sicilian and so I lose badly.
Oct 9, 2021
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#7
Recently came across this mate pattern. Kinda pretty. Might as well post it here.
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That is a pretty mate.
Oct 9, 2021
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#10
B1ZMARK wrote:
how is that a pattern, you'll get it like one out of 3000 games
Yeah, not a pattern worth remembering, just a pattern to admire.
I got it last night in a game, and was like, whoa.
Oct 9, 2021
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#11
llama47 wrote:
B1ZMARK wrote:
how is that a pattern, you'll get it like one out of 3000 games
Yeah, not a pattern worth remembering, just a pattern to admire.
I got it last night in a game, and was like, whoa.
whoa indeed
Oct 9, 2021
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#12
darkbrah7654 wrote:
llama47 wrote:
B1ZMARK wrote:
how is that a pattern, you'll get it like one out of 3000 games
Yeah, not a pattern worth remembering, just a pattern to admire.
I got it last night in a game, and was like, whoa.
whoa indeed
Yeah, I mean, it's symmetric about the y=-x+8 axis, amiright?
It's like damn baby, you lookin' so mathematical.
the opening is interesting....
llama47 wrote:
darkbrah7654 wrote:
llama47 wrote:
B1ZMARK wrote:
how is that a pattern, you'll get it like one out of 3000 games
Yeah, not a pattern worth remembering, just a pattern to admire.
I got it last night in a game, and was like, whoa.
whoa indeed
Yeah, I mean, it's symmetrical about the y=-x+8 axis, amiright?
It's like damn baby, you lookin' so mathematical.
hold up
how does slope work in this lmao
Oct 9, 2021
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#15
Batman2508 wrote:
the opening is interesting....
d3 setups are nice in blitz. Most players have a mental block as black, not realizing they should play d5.
At least most players who aren't any good... if I were playing someone my rating it wouldn't be as easy to get away with this junk 
Oct 9, 2021
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#16
Batman2508 wrote:
llama47 wrote:
darkbrah7654 wrote:
llama47 wrote:
B1ZMARK wrote:
how is that a pattern, you'll get it like one out of 3000 games
Yeah, not a pattern worth remembering, just a pattern to admire.
I got it last night in a game, and was like, whoa.
whoa indeed
Yeah, I mean, it's symmetrical about the y=-x+8 axis, amiright?
It's like damn baby, you lookin' so mathematical.
hold up
how does slope work in this lmao
The super nerdy thing is I knew that equation was right, and came up with it in like... less than 5 seconds.
negative slope is just rotated 90 degrees... or maybe easier for you to imagine, they teach you "rise over run" in class or something right? Like a slope of 3/4 means you go:
up 3, right 4
well a negative slope you just make one of the numbers negative. So:
down 3, right 4
or
up 3, left 4
(either way it's the same).
llama47 wrote:
Batman2508 wrote:
llama47 wrote:
darkbrah7654 wrote:
llama47 wrote:
B1ZMARK wrote:
how is that a pattern, you'll get it like one out of 3000 games
Yeah, not a pattern worth remembering, just a pattern to admire.
I got it last night in a game, and was like, whoa.
whoa indeed
Yeah, I mean, it's symmetrical about the y=-x+8 axis, amiright?
It's like damn baby, you lookin' so mathematical.
hold up
how does slope work in this lmao
The super nerdy thing is I knew that equation was right, and came up with it in like... less than 5 seconds.
negative slope is just rotated 90 degrees... or maybe easier for you to imagine, they teach you "rise over run" in class or something right? Like a slope of 3/4 means you go up three and then right 4... well a negative slope you just make one of the numbers negative. So down 3 and right 4, or up three and left 4 (either way it's the same).
ah yes rise over run
7th grade memories, looking back in 8th lol.
Oct 9, 2021
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#18
Man, even I saw this coming. I was like, I bet they put the queen on the h file and… yep.
If you’re not yolo-ing in non-classical games, are you even playing chess?
If you’re not yolo-ing in non-classical games, are you even playing chess?
Oct 9, 2021
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#19
NikkiLikeChikki wrote:
If you’re not yolo-ing in non-classical games, are you even playing chess?
If you’re not yolo-ing in non-classical games, are you even playing chess?
My draw rate in blitz on this llama account is was close to 14% IIRC (it says 12 now, but I've playd a lot of friendly BS games).
So yeah, I'm usually a little more technical in my style.
Oct 9, 2021
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#20
llama47 wrote:
Batman2508 wrote:
the opening is interesting....
d3 setups are nice in blitz. Most players have a mental block as black, not realizing they should play d5.
At least most players who aren't any good... if I were playing someone my rating it wouldn't be as easy to get away with this junk
After d5, if you take, it looks like a Scandinavian where you've played d3 and the opponent played d5. 
Part 2 in a series of self deprecation. I decide before the game beings I'll just shove pieces in front of my opponent's king and hope it works out... and so I get a bad position and win anyway.
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An unremarkable game, but funny to me because for many years I didn't have respect for players who played like this... now I play trashy blitz games and became the thing I hate heh.