What about this?
http://cheesechess.free.fr/en/index.html
Justin bro don't you have something better to do with your life than staying out here writing the same stuff over and over again
This is who I imagine Broiled Rat is in real life:
I just read this and am now slowly getting my confidence in humanity's future drained
( the ones that lose are later eaten lol ).
blecchhh lol