don't you hate how....

Oh no Ret! I just noticed that one of the spaghetti noodles was actually plutonoodle! You've inadvertently cooked him and used him as bait!

Oh no Ret! I just noticed that one of the spaghetti noodles was actually plutonoodle! You've inadvertently cooked him and used him as bait!
Oh no, we lost one of our food fighters

If you guys want to see a real food fight, you should visit the live chess server's chat window. I actually saw a guy calling Erik names yesterday. It didn't well for him....
(I mean the other guy of course, not Erik!)
Big lols!!
Are you serious? Oh man, you should post a full account of what went down!
It is like a food fight in that chat, isn't it?

Uh guys, it's a food fight, not a political debate. Here, you can throw these hot-dogs at one another, quick, before the thread gets locked!
Although I did want to fight with Plutonoodle about the fact that his "cool" pics just involve black people... chess is suddenly hip if you're black and playing it, but if it was two white guys playing outdoors then it would be nerdy? Hmm, maybe you should grow a sense of... ah, it's hardly worth it. Nevermind.
/I hurl a pudding at plutonoodle, and chuck a soggy hamburger top at Ret.
/Ducks!
Don't you know how much street cred I get from playing chess?
No. Why dont you tell us!
Since you seem so excited to know, I get 15pts.
Uh guys, it's a food fight, not a political debate. Here, you can throw these hot-dogs at one another, quick, before the thread gets locked!
Although I did want to fight with Plutonoodle about the fact that his "cool" pics just involve black people... chess is suddenly hip if you're black and playing it, but if it was two white guys playing outdoors then it would be nerdy? Hmm, maybe you should grow a sense of... ah, it's hardly worth it. Nevermind.
/I hurl a pudding at plutonoodle, and chuck a soggy hamburger top at Ret.
/Ducks!
Don't you know how much street cred I get from playing chess?
No. Why dont you tell us!
Since you seem so excited to know, I get 15pts.
Why are we quoting the same thing 4 times?

Uh guys, it's a food fight, not a political debate. Here, you can throw these hot-dogs at one another, quick, before the thread gets locked!
Although I did want to fight with Plutonoodle about the fact that his "cool" pics just involve black people... chess is suddenly hip if you're black and playing it, but if it was two white guys playing outdoors then it would be nerdy? Hmm, maybe you should grow a sense of... ah, it's hardly worth it. Nevermind.
/I hurl a pudding at plutonoodle, and chuck a soggy hamburger top at Ret.
/Ducks!
Don't you know how much street cred I get from playing chess?
No. Why dont you tell us!
Since you seem so excited to know, I get 15pts.
Why are we quoting the same thing 4 times?
Too many steps invlolved in modifying the quotes.

Uh guys, it's a food fight, not a political debate. Here, you can throw these hot-dogs at one another, quick, before the thread gets locked!
Although I did want to fight with Plutonoodle about the fact that his "cool" pics just involve black people... chess is suddenly hip if you're black and playing it, but if it was two white guys playing outdoors then it would be nerdy? Hmm, maybe you should grow a sense of... ah, it's hardly worth it. Nevermind.
/I hurl a pudding at plutonoodle, and chuck a soggy hamburger top at Ret.
/Ducks!
Don't you know how much street cred I get from playing chess?
No. Why dont you tell us!
Since you seem so excited to know, I get 15pts.
Why are we quoting the same thing 4 times?
Dont you know? he gets 15pts

If were not all nerds wtf are we doing here on a saturday night instead of out getting laid??
hahaha
i rest my case....
(im actually getting laid while writing this, so dont count me in as one of you nerds)
Nah we wont call you a nerd, just a geek because if we were getting laid we sure as hell not be on the puter at all.

The difference between geeks and nerds is as follows:
A nerd is just a general term used for some one who is very intelligent and enjoys academics. The term geek has to be specific to something, such as a chess geek, or a band geek.
i don't know about you but i hate that some people think chess is for nerds?? if you go on youtube.com search white and nerdy... its a cool song accept it says chess is for nerds. i'm getting tired of that.how about you?? a lot of people like it. please comment.
weird al is for nerds. but in all seriousness, i haven't really gotten much shit for being nerdy just because i play chess. i've always gotten respect actually. i'm not good, but i thought i was until i joined this site. i have a feeling a good portion of the people on this site are people who are better than all their friends and needed somewhere to go where they would be challenged, only to find that they themselves as a player are mediocre.
whatever. the people who rag on chessplayers are idiots. don't worry about it. feel sorry for them for being idiots.

And just when you thought it couldn't get more juvenille than a mock food fight, g4lamos had to show up and impress us all with his maturity.
How's puberty treating you, g4lamos?

Ah, and I get my chance to get King Willie back for mocking my spelling earlier in this thread! Bwhaha.
/psst, it's "managed" and "lend"
//not to derail us mocking g4lamos
/// It's just how it goes, buddy, you did it to me first... lol

a nerd is someone who defines the difference between a geek and a nerd on a chess forum!! haha
That's not true, but I do not deny that I am a nerd.

Haha King Willie we're hilarious. And in the wrong thread. We're surrounded by children who still imagine that this kind of terminology matters at all after you're 15. "Cool", "nerd"... good lord. The only way to counteract their junior high mentality is with our absurdist irreverence.
/ I'm drinking Canadian Ice myself
// what kind of wine?
Haha fun thread. You got me, King Willie! I submiiiiiit!
Lols all around.