Excuses for not accepting rematches

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NoahVale

Whether or not to accept an offer of a rematch is a much discussed topic.  Just for fun, I'd like to read about excuses people use to beg off a rematch.  I'll start (and this is my personal favorite); Sorry, I'm dying for a cigarette.  Maybe later.

calp77

An excuse is: in US is 9pm, here in Switzerland is 3am. I would like to go sleeping. Can I ?

Sred

Sorry, I don't want to play a rematch.

limber_up
calp77 wrote:

An excuse is: in US is 9pm, here in Switzerland is 3am. I would like to go sleeping. Can I ?

 

Sleep is for the weak.

fennicus

doorbell, kettle, telephone, can't find baby, housefire, chemotherapy...take your pick

NoahVale

Okay folks.  I started this thread to  see If I could get any humorous responses.  So far only fennicus seems to have got the point.  By the way, "can't find baby" is a good one.

solskytz

I know I got lucky. You'll kick my tush if we play again. Goodbye!

JasonCarnage

" I won't accept a rematch because it makes you angry :P "

Chef-KOdAwAri

I'm amused by how many cry like a baby about not getting rematches...boo freekin who...call the Waaaabulance !  

If I dont accept a rematch.. and a comment is made, I just agree with whatever they say and move on to my next victim without a care in the world.

Pylades

I don’t wanna play anymore, especially after you’ve made me play out till mate. Bye.

OMGChess14

raining

fennicus

When it comes to daily games, though, I find it odd if my opponent sends a rematch request after they have dominated and won.

BoyStan
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BoyStan

Sorry . have to go tickle my fancy

ArgoNavis

Best excuse?

"You are too bad for me to waste 10 more minutes playing again against you"

Senior-Lazarus_Long

"I have to reinstall my Fritz engine first."

Skinnyhorse

     Sorry, I can't do a re-match because I want to watch Nichole Scherzinger sing from "Phantom of the Opera" on You Tube. 

     Great voice and alluring figure.

Senior-Lazarus_Long

 

 I have to save the planet!

bunicula

"I have pressing business. Hee hee!" - Herman toothrot

MohamedBelal

earthquake, zoombies , some one cut off my hands. there are alot of excuses