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[EAS SCREECH] [BBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPP]

This is a message translated at the request of the United Nations. There have been conflicting reports of falling items. These items include: Games, Connection to the Server, ChessTV, and Forum posts. These items can potentially pose a health hazard to civilians. Stay indoors and lock all doors and windows. Fill the cracks in windows and doors with wet towels or tape to avoid your oxygen being contaminated by bad connection gas. Do not go outside or face certain death. Stay tuned to 107.6 AM for further updates on this dangerous situation.

[BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP] [EAS SCREECH]

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How has the world come to this?

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Just incase you were wondering; EAS stands for Emergency Alert System. It is used for natural disasters and such events.

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I just lost a won game due to a falling item.

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What is this again? I'm confused

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I am basically asking why the site has such a bad connection these days.

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Anyone else experiencing these problems?

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my connection is 5G Fiber optic so nothing there...

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RedGirlZ wrote:

My connection isn't anywhere near that refined, yet my connection is fine, so it must be something with your connection. 

Maybe they flipped it so now the free member's get better connection?!

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This was a creative post.