[White "abivasu"]
[Black "abivasu"]
[Result "*"]
1.a4 a5 2.b4 axb4 3.c3 bxc3 4.e3 cxd2+ 5.Kxd2 b5 6.axb5 c6 7.bxc6 e6 8.cxd7+ Kxd7 9.Rxa8 Kd6 10.Rxb8 Kc6+ 11.Kc2 Qxd1+ 12.Kxd1 Kc7 13.Rxc8+ Kxc8 14.Ba3 Bxa3 15.Nxa3 f5 16.g4 fxg4 17.h3 gxh3 18.Rxh3 g5 19.f4 gxf4 20.exf4 h5 21.Rxh5 Rxh5 22.f5 exf5 23.Bd3 Rh1 24.Bxf5+ Kd8 25.Nc2 Rxg1+ 26.Ne1 Rxe1+ 27.Kxe1 Nh6 28.Ke2 Nxf5 29.Kf3 Ne3 30.Kxe3
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here is the PGN for a draw because there was only kings on the board, I just couldn't post it with my iPad".... I'll post it later.
Because you can get a draw by having nothing but kings on the board, what is the fastest way you can think of (you can control both your and your opponent's moves) that does exactly that.