Forums=Nonsense. I have the solution

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ArgoNavis

Are you tired of reading the same threads again and again?

Are you tired of repetitive troll threads?

Are you tired of childish content?

Are you tired of  "I invented an opening" threads?

Are you tired of  "Is this sacrifice sound?" threads

Are you tired of  "How to close my account?" threads?

Are you tired of "Stalemate shouldn't be a draw" threads?

In conclusion, are you tired of NONSENSE?

 

I have the solution

Chess.com staff (specially you, Erik)

If you are reading this thread (which I'm sure you are)

If you want to make your site a mature chess site

If you want to change the situation

If you want to make chess.com great again...

 

Make me forum moderator

 

[EDIT]: Look also at comment 17

ArgoNavis

Please help me make this site the site of oportunity.

Pulpofeira

Now seriously, are you pdela?

ArgoNavis
Pulpofeira escribió:

Now seriously, are you pdela?

Why would I be pdela?

I'm better than that

Darth_Algar

Speaking of forum nonsense...

ArgoNavis

I have realized that becoming a moderator isn't as easy as I thought

I need to  start a campaign

And to start a campaign, I need money

Please donate

If we get enough money, we might build a wall too.

Robert_New_Alekhine

I'm tired of Are you tired.

Robert_New_Alekhine

pron? I'm pretty sure you meant something else. 

ArgoNavis
BungaBungaFischer escribió:

i only support you if you allow pron on the forums.

I think it was clear with the "If you want to make your site a mature chess site"

ArgoNavis
Robert_New_Alekhine escribió:

I'm tired of Are you tired.

ArgoNavis
BungaBungaFischer escribió:
kingofshedinjas wrote:
BungaBungaFischer escribió:

i only support you if you allow pron on the forums.

I think it was clear with the "If you want to make your site a mature chess site"

I like milfs.

Maybe too mature...

u0110001101101000
kingofshedinjas wrote:
BungaBungaFischer escribió:
kingofshedinjas wrote:
BungaBungaFischer escribió:

i only support you if you allow pron on the forums.

I think it was clear with the "If you want to make your site a mature chess site"

I like milfs.

Maybe too mature...

If you go too immature it's illegal.

ArgoNavis
0110001101101000 escribió:
kingofshedinjas wrote:
BungaBungaFischer escribió:
kingofshedinjas wrote:
BungaBungaFischer escribió:

i only support you if you allow pron on the forums.

I think it was clear with the "If you want to make your site a mature chess site"

I like milfs.

Maybe too mature...

If you go too immature it's illegal.

Then Daily Puzzle's comments are illegal

And most of the threads in this site

u0110001101101000
kingofshedinjas wrote:
0110001101101000 escribió:
kingofshedinjas wrote:
BungaBungaFischer escribió:
kingofshedinjas wrote:
BungaBungaFischer escribió:

i only support you if you allow pron on the forums.

I think it was clear with the "If you want to make your site a mature chess site"

I like milfs.

Maybe too mature...

If you go too immature it's illegal.

Then Daily Puzzle's comments are illegal

And most of the threads in this site

Right. So do you still stand by you pledge to bring milfs daily to all topics?

Robert_New_Alekhine

ERIKKKKKK!!! NOT ERRIIIICCC!!!!

ArgoNavis

I've always been Erik

Also Bunga Bunga Fischer, what you know could be allowed under a certain category of the forums...just saying

ArgoNavis

Breaking news:

After achieving the majority of delegates elected in the primary elections and caucuses, only the moderator convention is left.

However, the Establishment (aka Erik & Co) might be conspiring against me.

But they shall not triumph!

I'll be a mod and I'll clean this site!

And maybe build a wall or two. Maybe three, who knows?

ArgoNavis

The walls would be to protect our territory from immigrants that come from ICC.com, lichess.com and playchess.com

We don't want them to overtake us in the ratings lists

Also, Muslims wouldn't be allowed here because they might have conflicts with bishops.

RonaldJosephCote

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