Frustrations with turn-based



How many langauges is that?? I figure "Caution, Caution (german), the bearded crazy person woman understands all.(Spanish) We need to shave its it(French) if raser it knows Hush is d' gold (Italian)
This could be a bad translation I used Babel Fish Translator


Why is it, then when I'm too tired to play chess, or I don't have the time to play, it seems like that is the time that most or all of my opponents make their moves? But, when I am ready and willing to play, it seems that I sit at my computer for long periods of time waiting for my opponents to move? Is this some kind of conspiracy? Are all of my opponents sending messages back and forth while spying on me to try to kick me when I'm down and gang up on me? Maybe that is the reason for my current slump... all of my opponents are working in unison! There should be a rule against such things!!!!!
For those who might be wondering... this post is dripping with sarcasm, please don't react as if this is a serious post.... :-)