Lol wow
Funniest excuses for losing a chess game
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and just before i was going to make the winning move i got distracted by a flying pig!!!
Funniest excuses for losing a chess game
1.THAT DARN GLARE FROM THE COMPUTER SCREEN!2.MY DOG PLAYED THAT MOVE, REALLY!3.MY CAT PLAYED THAT MOVE, REALLY!4.IF NOT THAT GOLDFISH HAD JUMPED OUT OF THE TANK AND SLIPPED MY MOUSE AT THAT PRECISE MOMENT!5.IF NOT A METEORITE HAD FALLEN THROUGH A HOLE IN MY CEILING RIGHT BEFORE I WAS GOING TO PLAY THE WINNING MOVE!6.WOW!I NEVER KNW THAT A POWER SURGE COULD CAUSE A BLUNDER ON THE CHESS BOARD!SERIOUSLY!
1.THAT DARN GLARE FROM THE COMPUTER SCREEN!2.MY DOG PLAYED THAT MOVE, REALLY!3.MY CAT PLAYED THAT MOVE, REALLY!4.IF NOT THAT GOLDFISH HAD JUMPED OUT OF THE TANK AND SLIPPED MY MOUSE AT THAT PRECISE MOMENT!5.IF NOT A METEORITE HAD FALLEN THROUGH A HOLE IN MY CEILING RIGHT BEFORE I WAS GOING TO PLAY THE WINNING MOVE!6.WOW!I NEVER KNW THAT A POWER SURGE COULD CAUSE A BLUNDER ON THE CHESS BOARD!SERIOUSLY!And just before I was going to make the winning move i got distracted by a flying pig!!!
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SpiritoftheVictory wrote:
Some good food for thought!
Well played! 😉
"I fell asleep"
-my chess teacher, IM, losing to one of the kids in my class (he had 2 mins the kid had 3)
"I lost"
@checkmateohwait heyyyyy it's the lichess new symbol
chessking3154 wrote:
@checkmateohwait heyyyyy it's the lichess new symbol
bullet:10 sec super hard begging i can't remember LOSE
1.THAT DARN GLARE FROM THE COMPUTER SCREEN!2.MY DOG PLAYED THAT MOVE, REALLY!3.MY CAT PLAYED THAT MOVE, REALLY!4.IF NOT THAT GOLDFISH HAD JUMPED OUT OF THE TANK AND SLIPPED MY MOUSE AT THAT PRECISE MOMENT!5.IF NOT A METEORITE HAD FALLEN THROUGH A HOLE IN MY CEILING RIGHT BEFORE I WAS GOING TO PLAY THE WINNING MOVE!6.WOW!I NEVER KNW THAT A POWER SURGE COULD CAUSE A BLUNDER ON THE CHESS BOARD!SERIOUSLY!