Funniest excuses for losing a chess game

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SomnambulatingTurtle

1.THAT DARN GLARE FROM THE COMPUTER SCREEN!2.MY DOG PLAYED THAT MOVE, REALLY!3.MY CAT PLAYED THAT MOVE, REALLY!4.IF NOT THAT GOLDFISH HAD JUMPED OUT OF THE TANK AND SLIPPED MY MOUSE AT THAT PRECISE MOMENT!5.IF NOT A METEORITE HAD FALLEN THROUGH A HOLE IN MY CEILING RIGHT BEFORE I WAS GOING TO PLAY THE WINNING MOVE!6.WOW!I NEVER KNW THAT A POWER SURGE COULD CAUSE A BLUNDER ON THE CHESS BOARD!SERIOUSLY!

SaltyIcecube777

Lol wow

Drawgood
All caps is not a good thing.
SomnambulatingTurtle

and just before i was going to make the winning move i got distracted by a flying pig!!!

SomnambulatingTurtle

 

Funniest excuses for losing a chess game

cathyRK705

1.THAT DARN GLARE FROM THE COMPUTER SCREEN!2.MY DOG PLAYED THAT MOVE, REALLY!3.MY CAT PLAYED THAT MOVE, REALLY!4.IF NOT THAT GOLDFISH HAD JUMPED OUT OF THE TANK AND SLIPPED MY MOUSE AT THAT PRECISE MOMENT!5.IF NOT A METEORITE HAD FALLEN THROUGH A HOLE IN MY CEILING RIGHT BEFORE I WAS GOING TO PLAY THE WINNING MOVE!6.WOW!I NEVER KNW THAT A POWER SURGE COULD CAUSE A BLUNDER ON THE CHESS BOARD!SERIOUSLY!

SomnambulatingTurtle

1.THAT DARN GLARE FROM THE COMPUTER SCREEN!2.MY DOG PLAYED THAT MOVE, REALLY!3.MY CAT PLAYED THAT MOVE, REALLY!4.IF NOT THAT GOLDFISH HAD JUMPED OUT OF THE TANK AND SLIPPED MY MOUSE AT THAT PRECISE MOMENT!5.IF NOT A METEORITE HAD FALLEN THROUGH A HOLE IN MY CEILING RIGHT BEFORE I WAS GOING TO PLAY THE WINNING MOVE!6.WOW!I NEVER KNW THAT A POWER SURGE COULD CAUSE A BLUNDER ON THE CHESS BOARD!SERIOUSLY!And just before I was going to make the winning move i got distracted by a flying pig!!!

SomnambulatingTurtle

lol

manassingh2611

I gotta poop

SomnambulatingTurtle

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SpiritoftheVictory

Some good food for thought!

SomnambulatingTurtle

What

Fast_OODA_Loop

My dog ate my king.

StrayCat6120
SpiritoftheVictory wrote:

Some good food for thought!

 

Well played! 😉

Monie49
“I was experimenting!”
Lc0_1

"I fell asleep"

-my chess teacher, IM, losing to one of the kids in my class (he had 2 mins the kid had 3)

Lc0_1

"I lost"

chessking3154

@checkmateohwait heyyyyy it's the lichess new symbol happy.png

SomnambulatingTurtle
chessking3154 wrote:

@checkmateohwait heyyyyy it's the lichess new symbol

 

Laxative69420

bullet:10 sec super hard begging i can't remember LOSE

marathonmiles100

more like that guys cheating not my fault!