My friend's wife wants to "play" chess with me, but....

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How should I know, I'm not Dear Abby.

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Nothing
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FunPacMan wrote:

I know that is not really what she wants. What should I tell my friend?

That you created this account just to post this.   He'll be so impressed. 

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Tell him you’re a dickhead that keeps posting shite on a chess website. He’ll appreciate your honesty.

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EscherehcsE wrote:

How should I know, I'm not Dear Abby.

Lol!

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don't tell him anything

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Let her play with your bishops and see if it leads to mate.

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Play chess and analyze with her ... she will quickly lose any interest.
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Ivymichael1994 wrote:

Let her play with your bishops and see if it leads to mate.

Best done under cover of the knight.

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EscherehcsE wrote:

How should I know, I'm not Dear Abby.

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/suggestions/the-op-shalt-not-be-deletable

Rule 1: always quote the op

BTW,  oop is gone. 

FunPacMan

 
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Play “strip chess.”