My friend's wife wants to "play" chess with me, but....
I know that is not really what she wants. What should I tell my friend?
That you created this account just to post this. He'll be so impressed.

Tell him you’re a dickhead that keeps posting shite on a chess website. He’ll appreciate your honesty.

Let her play with your bishops and see if it leads to mate.
Best done under cover of the knight.
How should I know, I'm not Dear Abby.
https://www.chess.com/forum/view/suggestions/the-op-shalt-not-be-deletable
Rule 1: always quote the op
BTW, oop is gone.
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How should I know, I'm not Dear Abby.