GM Zod, can you please help me?

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Mister-Horse

GM Zod, I summon you. please help me achieve the level of greatness. 

GM Zod, I salute you.

poppurple7

who ever wins should be ruler of the earth and if you ever play me im young sotake it easy on an eleven (11) year old

pawnwhacker

Zod is a maggot eater.

pawnwhacker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOdpX6dcrU4

marcosite

Crikey.  Changed my mind.  Zod to win. Smile

pawnwhacker

I actually like Zod, in a twisted sort of way...even though he has refused my challenge and blocked me from his dumbass thread.

Think about if. If there were no Devil, there could be no God (well, I am only speculating here...I could be wrong).

And, if there were no Zod then there could be no...wait a moment, someone is knocking on my door.

Iluvsmetuna

Whose got the syringe ?

Captain_Coconut

There could be a devil without a God, and there could be a God without a devil.

That's all hypothetical, though.  We know there is a Zod, and that's what matters.

pawnwhacker

Fair enough.

pawnwhacker

bump

 

I'll tell you what, though. If people such as the OP keep starting threads about Zod, then he is going to get a "swelled head".

Iluvsmetuna

Well that's just swell Ted.

marcosite

...but it's not Zod.  I'm starting to think Zod is a myth.  I pray & pray but still my crops fail. 

Captain_Coconut

Zod is not an agricultural god, he is a chessic demigod (or at least superhuman).

Captain_Coconut
The_Legend_333 wrote:

who the hell is GM zod? He prays to me, the legend, every day and kisses my feet. I am superior to everyone, I am legend.

May Zod be merciful on you for your blasphemy.

pawnwhacker

Zod, praying to Legend:

 

Captain_Coconut

You have never heard of Zod?  Your ignorance is legend.

marcosite

Surprised Hush legend.  Your time is not yet.  

& I thought Zod showed intuition beyond The Board of Chess so he can bless my fields.  Bless us Zod, for we will sin. Laughing

 is this a cult after all?

Iluvsmetuna

Hundreds of noobs have questioned and trolled Zod.

Every day, a new account is made to troll Zod.

This popular activity has become the new dictionary definition of "waste of time".

Captain_Coconut
The_Legend_333 wrote:

I dont know what pray means because I pray to no one, but everybody prays to me. Zod is maybe one of the guys I paid for cleaning my shoes... I am legend, when I speak you shut up.

Ah, you must be the charming fool Zod has mentioned.  He recounted a story of a child who persistently followed him, looking for any attention he could get.  Zod, in his infinite mercy and compassion, allowed you to continue your miserable existance, for although you showed no natural talent, your prodigious self-esteem reminded him of himself as a child.

marcosite

  Sooner or later you have to face His Writings....