Grand Master in 3 moths

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TheGreatOogieBoogie
Pancake108 wrote:

Someone told me in a dream

Why believe data and proven facts when characters in dreams tell us we can achieve the impossible?  I fly in dreams sometimes, doesn't mean I can in real life. 

To be honest it would be unrealistic for you to break out of beginner (I mean a strength of over 1200 USCF) in three months.  I don't mean you personally, but rating gains take a lot of study and the ability to apply what you learn.  Study appropriate materials for your level then you'll make gains.  Expectation of quick results is a typical mistake most improving players make. 

TheGreatOogieBoogie
wasted_youth wrote:

So where do the 3 moths in the title come into it? Are they giant moths, or are you then a very small GM? And how can you be inside 3 of them simultaneously? Has one of them eaten you and then successively been eaten by the other two, like Russian dolls? What have you been smoking?

I wish you success with your plan (but watch out for giant bats!).

Define giant.  The square cube law forbids any real life Mothra ^_^

halfgreek1963

If month can't be spelled correctly, I'm doubting the whole grandmaster in 3 months fantasy.

RonaldJosephCote

        Hey adypady; Do you remember the thread from yesterday about a guy who said he was banned for no reason, and somebody said he was on a cheaters list???   In the downloads, I noticed the games of firestmpr. Was that him?? the OP of that thread??  I can't remember his name, an I think the thread has been deleted.

66joeydonut
TheGreatOogieBoogie wrote:
Pancake108 wrote:

Someone told me in a dream

Why believe data and proven facts when characters in dreams tell us we can achieve the impossible?  I fly in dreams sometimes, doesn't mean I can in real life. 

To be honest it would be unrealistic for you to break out of beginner (I mean a strength of over 1200 USCF) in three months.  I don't mean you personally, but rating gains take a lot of study and the ability to apply what you learn.  Study appropriate materials for your level then you'll make gains.  Expectation of quick results is a typical mistake most improving players make. 

btw a russian mathematician dreamed the answer to one of the millenium prizes unsolvable problems dreams can help, but I doubt that, unless u play rated w/ carlsen nd win from epiphany u probobly cant

RonaldJosephCote

         I'm just becoming familliar with all the options of this site; and when I saw those games in downloads, I thought why don't they delete it; IF HE WAS CHEATING. Then I said to myself, it may not be the same guy. Thanks!

chasm1995

I dreamed I could solve the collatz conjecture, but it has remained unsolved for 77 years and there are many much better than me at math that have attempted it.

ajttja

Yes you can do it just ask sebleb and he will magicly make you improve!!

Edit: plus some under the table Money Mouth

roscoepwavetrain

yes, next question please.

odisea777
wasted_youth wrote:

So where do the 3 moths in the title come into it? Are they giant moths, or are you then a very small GM? And how can you be inside 3 of them simultaneously? Has one of them eaten you and then successively been eaten by the other two, like Russian dolls? What have you been smoking?

I wish you success with your plan (but watch out for giant bats!).

He's saying if 3 really smart moths combined their efforts, could they play at GM level? I'm stumped on this one.

chasm1995

No ammount of improvement can solve the conjecture.  It is litterally impossible to take all natural numbers and put them through the function until they reach the repeating {4,2,1} sequence.

RonaldJosephCote

         What movie does that character come from?--Roscoe P. Coltrane

jurassicmark

I can't wait for the three moth t-shirt!!!

http://www.amazon.com/The-Mountain-Three-Sleeve-Medium/dp/B007I4HHS4/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1391044671&sr=8-1&keywords=three+wolf+moon+t-shirt

RonaldJosephCote

     I've got it;  3 giant moths play 3-way chess, and the winner gets to eat a GM.

EDB123

no, the 3 moths combine bodies and then swallow the GM. he's still accepting challenges by the way. he is trying to take control of the moth feelers and play on some laptop for 1999.

jurassicmark

And, if the GM  plays a particularly sharp line, you can say, "He's got moth balls!!!"  

Thank you.  I'll be here all week.  Remember to tip your waitress.

chasm1995

The movie or the one peretaining to chaos theory?

RonaldJosephCote

        moth balls-- that's funny. fa-dum-pump!  3 moths walk into a bar--

chasm1995

I was making a jest tkbunny.

RonaldJosephCote

     A jest; THAT's IT;   3 moths walk into a bar. Someone makes an accusation, which leads to an exzageration. Next thing we know, they've taken over the entire web site. Eric has to call the National Guard. Now That's the butterfly effect.