Greatest Quotes of Chess.com

I'm gonna stop you right there

About time!

"im soo poor the swans throw bread at me"

~ @boratfromkazah on twitch

"HIT YOUR OPPENENT AND KNOCK OVER ALL THE PIECES ON THE BOARD"

~ @Anti-Blixiron72 

In response to what the best response to 1. e4 is:

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/whats-the-best-response-to-1-e4?page=2

I like bacon i like eggs but i want both on burger.

In response to which do you like best the knight or the bishop

"I have a cough"

~rychessmaster1

"I have a cup"

~IAMBBW

"I have a pen

I have an apple"

~Mi_Amigo

woollensock "Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods .Cats have never forgotten this .😺"

That's actually terry pratchett's quote from discworld

I've read that book too, i should have known cottensocks wasn't that clever

lol

"Loud, overweight, obnoxious, arrogant, and politically correct. He is known to block anyone online who points out simple mistakes he makes. When he makes a poor argument, he gets triggered and blocks people. He's just a coward who is randomly offensive to a lot of people (with jokes that don't increase his popularity or interest at all and can only harm him), then offended very easily himself. Guys like this are overall just really bad for chess."

~ @botvinnik4ever

And with this i changed my mind again haha

"[The plot thickens further then the thickening of the thick plot had thickened during the thickening before this thickening of the already thick plot] "

~ @vicountvonjames

"SCM be microwaving smoothies."

~ @lewistu

whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/i-demand-my-points-back

"Points Returned

Today the superchessmachine reached a 3000 rating in blitz when some putz in the fair play policy departement got off his butt and looked into the dozens of complaints registered by the scm since 12/8/16.  All in all 1200 points were returned due to disconnects, fairplay policy violations, and engine usage against.  Asked why the job hadn't been done earlier the administrator admitted he was too busy learning how wifi worked."

~ @alfiziro

"oops sie daisy"

~ @sheep2024

«the sicilian is busted» and «Magnus Carlsen is an embarrassment» - both of course from staples

"@Lorgen I'm in grave danger"

~Mi_Amigo