Put your pieces away and let them rest in peace . . .
Halp Halp! A heffalump... well seriously now my chess pieces all have autism
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Say Hello to my li'l' fre'n'.
i have a lot of nieces and ive always told them they shouldnt touch stuffed toys in the shops because it makes the toys heart start beating so if your not buying it you shouldnt touch it, two of them in late teens now and they recently said to me they STILL do not touch them in shops lol
xD that is so classic.
I bet you guys loved The Velveteen Rabbit when you were a kid? Did you have that story? God it's sad.
Sep 13, 2019
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#26
wollyhood wrote:
Thee_Ghostess_Lola wrote:
Here, a lump usually means s/o hanging out doing nothing. and when s/o calls a girl-woman a heffer it means theyre big like a cow. so when i saw the title heffalump it made me giggle.
this may be Buffalo Heffer in the movie Lonesome Dove. or Peach. cant recall now.
Oh.
Am sorry you have fat lazy women always on your mind, @Thee_Ghostess_Lola.
Here we have counselling for that : )
When you phrase the need for counselling like that; it makes my silliness sound pretty good right now 
Sep 13, 2019
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#27
Despite the old saw about "a Knight on the rim is dim", I've found that Knights can play to the edge of the board in some lines.
I play this line rather often:
... and after Black follows up with c7-c5, a7-a6, Rb8 and b7-b5, the Knight is actually rather well posted.
oh dear blue emu, and bacon, you are doing bad things for my chess by encouraging me to shake the boat lulz
my typical thought process during a game...
No, coz N on the rim is dim (or several other similar lessons)
BU-U-u-u-u-u-u-u-T.... what if i have invented a new sequence, that makes N on the rim genius!
.... you never know til you try, right?
(move N to the rim......
Loses terribly.
Justifies to self that one N to the rim move can't possibly have cost me the whole game.)
True. And I probably was winning, but got too excited and left my K unattended, and now it will be a miracle if I can win.
Miraculously, the game is now going quite slowly!
“Piglet said that Tigger was very Bouncy, and that if they could think of a way of unbouncing him, it would be a Very Good Idea. "Just what I feel," said Rabbit. "What do you say, Pooh?"
Pooh opened his eyes with a jerk and said, "Extremely."
"Extremely what?" asked Rabbit.
"What you were saying," said Pooh. "Undoubtably.”