The hmmer just got muted! Has the meaninglessness really gone?
hey mr. ghost_of_pushwood
Whenever I think of Pro-Golfers the " Happy Gilmore " movie comes into my mind lol. Another film with Adam Sandler that I like is " Anger Management ", of course the one and only Jack is with Sandler in that one, not a bad co-star.
Oh thank God it's Nicholson, I just looked it up (I thought for a second you meant Jack Black).
--- Rofl ! Jack Black is aka as Jack Who ???

now now ghost you know the rules at cc no politics and that includes mention of commies as a reminder so the thread dont get locked im obliged to post , no need to thank me , carry on

You are evidently presuming that because I'm conservative, I voted for him. You are incorrect, sir!
Come to think of it, you can heap on that trash can virtually everybody who's held that illustrious office for as long as I can remember. All I've been doing since I came of voting age--for all 4 (or 8) years of their terms--is saying to myself, "How the hell did that guy ever get to be president?" Which is probably why I haven't bothered voting for the past 30 years.
in singapore, voting is compulsory. http://www.eld.gov.sg/voters_compulsory.html
we are the government.
resistance is futile.
you will be ass-emulated.
we're very kafka-esque that way ..

Yeah, I definitely wasn't looking forward to another 4 (or 8) years of Arkansas' finest...although admittedly at least Bill would've doubtless provided some comic relief throughout. And that whole thing of him being the first First Man (who was already prez himself) promised to be nice and surreal.

Note btw that they seem to have that backwards:
Voting is compulsory in Singapore as it is as much a fundamental right of citizenship as it is a civic responsibility to be exercised by citizens to choose and elect their leaders in a democracy.
maybe that's how they elected a bunny?

our postal code typically locates up to the block you live in - most of us stay in apartments. 3 digits for area and 3 digits for block of apartments. just makes it a lot easier for navigation. a cab driver punches in the postal code into his navigation software and viola, they find the most expensive route there.

Note btw that they seem to have that backwards:
Voting is compulsory in Singapore as it is as much a fundamental right of citizenship as it is a civic responsibility to be exercised by citizens to choose and elect their leaders in a democracy.
maybe that's how they elected a bunny?
well presidential elections here are a bit of a ... wait i think i hear the sirens tony was talking about ... gotta hop.
meanwhile here's our president teaching us how to prepare a chicken meal

as you can see they've done a lot worse than electing this bunny. i mean who uses a chopper to skin a dead chicken ...

I was given the advice, if you want to avoid being scammed, it helps to carry around a local newspaper. Preferably not in English. Doesn't matter if you can't read it. Supposedly scammers will see it and assume you're not the easiest target.
no way. singaporeans are the biggest suckers. i'm not joking. we were so used to reliable government service. well at least in the old days. i see that our government is now trying to train us to be more vigilant by screwing up so often these days.
the sirens ... i've been singing this song a lot these days ... well trying to sing ... my kids hate me ... the sirens ...

Now I feel sorry for calling him a wooden head ...
Blockhead would have been more appropriate ...
No need to feel sorry for me Mr.president ....actually you know what YOU WON I give up ..when I first met this guy I thought that we could be friends but I was wrong I guess...when I got muted for the second time you are insulting me in some threads but I ain't gonna do that... You can say whatever you want to say about me but I am not gonna say a word against you ...you can ignore me ,block me (which you already did) but I am not gonna do any of those things , I just came here to say this that's all, ( I wouldn't mind if you don't reply to what I have said Mr.president ) thank you and goodbye.
if you think those were insults, you should look at what i write about myself. besides i said what i said to your e-face, not behind your e-back, like you insinuate. or maybe i'm just a bad bunny ...

Note btw that they seem to have that backwards:
Voting is compulsory in Singapore as it is as much a fundamental right of citizenship as it is a civic responsibility to be exercised by citizens to choose and elect their leaders in a democracy.
maybe that's how they elected a bunny?
well presidential elections here are a bit of a ... wait i think i hear the sirens tony was talking about ... gotta hop.
meanwhile here's our president teaching us how to prepare a chicken meal
Since you brought up the poster child for Durex, I have to wonder ..................... Which one of us is worst off now ?
1. Tudung Queen
2. Ancient Relic
(did I make this too political)
Hmmm
And then there are wooden heads that just hmm...