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Hikaru Nakamura is now 2nd in the world behind only Magnum

I like to hit Magnum in the nuts using my baseball bat
Ok just to be clear, only I can call him Magnum. The John Bear is the only one who can call Magnus Magnum. That is *MY* special name for him

I like to hit Magnum in the nuts using my baseball bat
Ok just to be clear, only I can call him Magnum. The John Bear is the only one who can call Magnus Magnum. That is *MY* special name for him
Okay, I won't call Magnum, Magnum...

I am THE John Bear...
And again I must emphasize that Magnum really is my own special name I thought of for him and I really did think of it all by myself so it really is my property and just like I don't share my bathtub with strangers, I don't share my Magnum with strangers either
Congrats to Hikaru for becoming the second highest rated classical chess player in the world, behind only Magnum
(Magnum is my special name for Magnus Carlsen. This is *MY* special name for him. Only I can call him Magnum... Get your own special name for him.)