hope chess strategies

one of the worst ways to play chess, we have all been guilty of hope chess at some point. here are some GREAT hope chess( I know some of these are not terrible moves, but they are still hope chess to some extent.) strategies: 

1. bishops belong in corners. 

maybe your opponent won't see them.

2. move the horsey a lot.

they will never see where it's going.

3. play any check that could lead to a potential fork.

self explanatory.

4. allow En passent all the time.

maybe they will play it without seeing the discovery. 

5.play the bongcloud.

they might think you are Hikaru and resign.

6.cut the opponent's king's head most of the way off before playing.

when it falls off, you can claim they resigned.

7. offer "hanging" pieces.

Deep Blue tried this on Garry Kasparov, so it is worth a shot.

any more ways you hope chess? let me know!

Set up discoveries on high value pieces in the hope that the opponent is misdirected by the moved piece.

Push pawns around a bishop in the hope that the opponent doesn't leave an escape.

Throw all your pieces at a castled king, because it works sometimes.

Hope chess is part of the game. In lost positions swindling often consists of opponent not seeing your trick

Exactly, especially if there is time pressure.

The problem arises when people give up a good position in order to try a trick...

I blocked him, so he cannot post here.

What a WEAK game posted...both sides played STUPID!

The topic is "Hope Chess." The relevant moves are the last few.

that's kind of the point of hope chess and the forum.