It sounds like the physical manifestation of the mental sport chess has always been. I'm all for more excuses to hit people.
How do you guys feel about Chess Boxing?

I prefer the speed chess variant where after hitting the clock, you throw it as far as you can and your opponent has to run and get it, then come back to the table, make his move, and throw the clock for you.

I'd like to take on Nigel Short at this. I might just kick him in the goolies and take the disqualification.
Yes, its real, and yes, its exactly what it sounds like.