sea_of_trees wrote:
I take advantage and study when she's at her AA group.
you're a laugh a minute
How does your girlfriend/wife put up with your devotion to chess?
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I wouldn't know. I'm 12
Only my mom... sometimes
She gets upset when I play on Chess.com too much.
Haha 😂
Wife: You're playing chess again online, aren't you?
Me: No, I'm watching porn. Degrading, awful stuff. I'm so sorry. I'll never go to one of these porn sites again.
Wife: Don't lie to me! You just fianchetto'd your light square bishop! You promised me you'd only play chess twice a week!!
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pmsl. genuis. i gotta remember this one.
Are you playing chess again?
No. I'm watching porn.