I work for chess.com's secr... uh, secretion unit.
How many people they will still be playing here

Shit, I won't be in this dump in three years. Isn't crash a course there? Call can you me hoppergrass?
You don't have to say anything, but you've got to be at the U of Chicago.
One more month and I'm out... does that mean I have to leave chess.com when I quit my job?
You should first start a thread saying, "goodbye" to everyone you worked with, then start a thread saying, "goodbye" to everyone at Chess.com, then start a thread saying, "goodbye" to your parents.

I would start a goodbye thread, but I'm fairly sure you'd all just celebrate, and I wouldn't get the desired babseffect.

I don't know. Quitting your job usually means saying hello to your parents. lol
Yes, particularly when you have to up sticks and leave a whole damn country

...and with LisaV's appearance, this has become THE GREATEST THREAD IN THE HISTORY OF THE AMERICAN LANGUAGE!!!!!!!!!
comprehend not post Wrote sorry. Translate maybe English?
Yes. In three years?
I can wait.
Well, I can't, so I'll translate it for ya'
Es maravilloso volver a verte, LisaV!

I would start a goodbye thread, but I'm fairly sure you'd all just celebrate, and I wouldn't get the desired babseffect.
I think the babseffect only comes into play if you are female and have a certain type of personality. The conjunction of the two is necessary.

I would start a goodbye thread, but I'm fairly sure you'd all just celebrate, and I wouldn't get the desired babseffect.
I think the babseffect only comes into play if you are female and have a certain type of personality. The conjunction of the two is necessary.
Very good point. Actually, if I ever made a goodbye thread, I'd expect you all to post hundreds of pictures of doors. Much more suitable.

And boots.
I just noticed your duck avatar is wearing a red sock on it's head? Any special meaning there, bigpoison?

Awww. Me siento como una mariposa. Y tu, de nada.
"I feel like a butterfly. and you, nothing."
I'm not sure how I feel about being "nothing", LisaV

It signifies that I've accepted Jesus into my heart.
Funny lookin' duck, eh?
I don't know what Jesus is going to do in there, and I doubt very much that Jesus can just move into people's vital organs, but the duck is cute!

Man, now I wish I could post videos. But alas, I left my computer at home. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IULBK8YHuE

Awww. Me siento como una mariposa. Y tu, de nada.
"I feel like a butterfly. and you, nothing."
I'm not sure how I feel about being "nothing", LisaV
Better than au pichku materinu, no. ;)
How about, y para tu, por supuesto.
Anyway, lovely to see you back, too!
Thank you!

Man, now I wish I could post videos. But alas, I left my computer at home. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IULBK8YHuE
That cat is hilarious!
Shit, I won't be in this dump in three years. Isn't crash a course there? Call can you me hoppergrass?
You don't have to say anything, but you've got to be at the U of Chicago.
One more month and I'm out... does that mean I have to leave chess.com when I quit my job?