How Shalt Thou Annihilate?

What's the coolest way to mate someone?
What's your favorite way to checkmate anyone?
What's the BEST way to win a game of chess?!!!!

Regarding those three queries, is there a difference?

Are you the kind who favors a bishop mate,
perhaps with your Queen mixed in, or two rooks and your King,
or do you prefer to decimate
your opponent outright
by promoting a pawn to a knight

or something?

Is the three-move-mate the bossest one
or are there checkmate options far more fun,
more interesting, much cleverer
than anyone else has done
that you employ when you enjoy
your moment in the sun,
just after you have won?

Personally, I prefer to get close
to winning, only to resign, though disprespectful
to people wanting my best game and to those
who expect me to be predictable,
but when I win, I like to win
by undiscovered checkmate, which puts me in
a group along with millions of others who
like to do that to their opponents too,
but then, this wasn't about me, it was about you,
as in I'm wondering what your favorite
way to teach a lesson to those who don't quit
before they get mated is, that's your quiz,
so answer it, then go back to your biz,
whatever that is...

 ;)

good poem

Mating by castling is h

je best