Well I watched the cute ones. I didn't even know about leather and whips kitten culture until recently.
How to automatically insult people

***Kisses on the cheeks and pats cheeks with two fingers, like how a mother does her baby***
^^^
That's how you do it. ^-^
<3 <3

hahahahahahahahahahahahah Touche Kitten! You could of just said, "no mothers" and I would of complied.

Ouch!, that was bellow the belt.
Sure it's been a while since you've had something going on below the belt.

Maybe automation is a good idea if you can't come up with an insult yourself. Because insulting somebody manually requires that you be there to administer the insult, and also it could cause you to end up in prison. Good luck with that!
Did it make you feel more deviant?