How to be helpful in a chess forum?

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BronsteinPawn

How to? I had a 1 month trip to the Everest and found that the meaning of life is not to enjoy it but to help others. So to give sense to my life I want to help on this chess forums, however I dont know what to do. Should I write jokes? Should I troll? Should I be kind of spongey? Should I put thousands of links to chess games?
Plz help me guys, I want my life to make sense.

urk
As the Buddha informed us,
be real.
BronsteinPawn

Reality, was it that? I thought the internet was designed to brag about fake Dubai-like lives.

Wow, Im learning a lot today.

MrFahrenKnight

This is simple. Help people. jokes are fine. be nice. That's all.

urk
Was it cold on Everest?
Did you use supplemental oxygen? That's keeping it real.
BronsteinPawn

Of course it was cold, I had to make a hole in my pants to be able to poop, If I ever got them off I would have probably died.

I did not need any supplemental oxygen, I did not passed the 8000ft, there was no internet after that.

MrFahrenKnight

um gonna need a lot of alcohol on that mountain. good news is, alcohol don't freeze

web14

many chess players will ask for some help . some will ask for training partner . some will ask for analysis of their games . some will ask for helpful books . you can help these players by giving them useful info .

BronsteinPawn

I dont drink alcohol, I only drink Coca Cola.

BronsteinPawn
kaynight escribió:

I think it is you that needs help OP. No offence.

Of course I need help my brother. The monks at the Everest made me realize there is so much to do in life appart from trolling till the objects surrounding us stop reflecting energy. 

Any tips? Any good mental hospitals you can recommend? Thanks.

BronsteinPawn
web14 escribió:

many chess players will ask for some help . some will ask for training partner . some will ask for analysis of their games . some will ask for helpful books . you can help these players by giving them useful info .

Thanks my friend, if you ever need help tell me, I will try to do my best. I need practice on this being helpful thing.

notmtwain

So glad you enjoyed your vacation. Many people come back all tired out.

TheAuthority

Is this a question? 

BronsteinPawn
notmtwain escribió:

So glad you enjoyed your vacation. Many people come back all tired out.

Thanks notmtwain, can I help you in any way? (I cant help you by closing my account tho, sorry sad.png)

BronsteinPawn
chessking1976 escribió:

Is this a question? 

I dont know, you tell me? Do you? HAHA SHASJMATI.

BronsteinPawn

Let me help your ears my chums, ENJOY.

TheAuthority

I've gotta get some of what you have. This mental clarity, the wisdom you are displaying is...well it just is. 

TheAuthority

How to reach this climax without traveling to Mt. Everest? 

TheAuthority

BronsteinPawn

2Cellos? Get that trash out of my face and have more respect for classical music dud. In my times we didnt have tacky pop starts with a fake wig acting like if this was 1500 B.C. We had drawings of Chopin in the background of the video and an actual pianist with feeling and without wigs playing Spring Waltz.