HOW TO BECOME GRAND MASTER BY END OF DAY?

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claptonisgod

HOW TO BECOME GRAND MASTER BY END OF DAY?

 

HELP.

Jion_Wansu

LOOOL

claptonisgod

SIR PLS HELP ME

ivandh

Wire me $500,000 and I'll get Tony on it.

ViktorHNielsen

Well, normally to become a grandmaster, it takes 3 GM norms and 2500 rating. That will be a few games with typical time control, with no more than 2 per day. This means that it will take a few weeks.

Their is a surprising way though. If you win the world championsship, you will be awarded the GM title. This also counts with the worlds senior championsship and maybe the world junior championsship. They usually take place over a few days, though.

AKAL1

You could resort to bribery

PJKCuber

End of day???? Find a way to use Stockfish in OTB matches, go directly to National Championship you will get a high rating, but for norms you will need at least 6 months.

Pat_Zerr

You could send $5000 to a diploma mill and have them declare you to be an official chess grandmaster.

AKAL1

Award yourself the title

claptonisgod

TKS FOR ADVICE I AM NOW GRAND MASTER

Ziggy_Zugzwang

First become a "super" GM, then lose to an IM....

claptonisgod

JIHAD ON ALL OF YOU

yasmin-er-vatar

try to beat here computer-4-impossible and if you can win against it/him,you are a grandmaster and you need to just wait to get the title from fide

yasmin-er-vatar

ifd you become a grandmaster at the end of the day,at night you will die