Humanity vs Aliens chess MATCH

Wat up guys.

MasterPawn here. Something peculiar happened to me today. A dude with a 40 min old account posted the following on my wall:

Because Im the WHITEAlphaMale of chess.com I friended him and called him a sissy for not accepting my friend request in less than a minute. To which he answered the following:
I finally found that poor soul on Live Chess and proceeded him to challenge him. I ofc as a true alpha male wanted to measure our chess skill by moving pieces aimlessly in 1 min, so I challenged him to bullet.

He then cried like a little sissy saying how he wanted 10 min games, and calling me a SISSY, because I denied those long game challenges.

(By now we all know what is happening here. CUZ I SMELL FISH!!!!)

I somehow tricked him into playing some bullet games with me by telling him I sucked at chess (ofc I dont suck, Im the MasterPawn).

Here is how THINGS WENT DOWN:

Round 1 - "Unpleasent surprise, letting my inner patzer come out"

And now his account is closed.

Wow. Did you read my annotations?
He inmediatly left the chat after I teased him in chat on round 3 and proceeded to close his account.

You should read my annotated games. I annotated them for everyone so that you can learn from the masters.

xD

Wait wut? Did you like my analysis of the game?

OK guys. Im actually amazed this didnt get to 100 comments in less than an hour. I dont want to include the words "potential cheater" and "cheater getting rekt" which would obviously give me 1000+ comments because some lowlife mod that hates on me would inmediatly lock the thread.

Instead Im gonna wait to 6:00 PM US time to bump my own thread AND GET THE VIEWS AND YOUTUBE MONEY I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED.

No YouTube money at all!

WOW! En passant! Show this (chess game #3) to ilikewindmills. He doesn't know anything about en passant. He calls it "on pasta". You are a master Bronstein.

I also met Mugnuts Carleson. I'm friends with him. I also suggest you buddy him as well.

Chess.com add revenue then?

Im actually gonna start charging erik for my threads and activity. Everyone loves me, I love everyone, people join chess.com just because of the good troll that usually posts non-sense. 

I NEED TO BE PAID FOR MY WORK

En passant is a very risky move. If you get confused you can make an illegal move and lose the game because of that. But if en passant wins, and it is legal, you win.

Thats why only masters risk their games by playing en passant.

love the annotation! Chess.com should hire you to make lessons! Then the lessons would be so much more interesting 

THANKS FOR THE SUPPORT.

I need to reach a decent blitz rating before calling myself a master and mastering you. I cant be a real coach with a 1836 blitz rating

See Bronstein, everybody loves you! That avatar made you famous! True prankster gangster indeed.

I need to have a talk with you...

I think I just got the perfect idea. Im gonna get out a book like all the youtubers, but this one is going to be about my bullet and blitz games. All of the annotated with my great humor. ITS GONNA BE GROUNDBREAKING