How to destroy FIDE masters easily

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I beat a GM troll once
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thatwhichpasses wrote:
I beat a GM troll once

Cool! I beat a real GM once. (Actually a few times.)

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Excuse me, you need not project your jealousy onto others here. 

As the #1 online chess.com daily 960 player, my opponent was indeed the online chess.com daily 960 world champion, and I won the game. 

If you follow my tips, you might be able to emulate me.

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TheSonOfSorrow82 escribió:

1) Are you serious? He's not the "Online Chess World Champion" because he has the highest correspondence chess rating on chess.com LOL. You do realize there are other sites with better competition at the highest levels, don't you?

2) Daily Chess (aka, correspondence chess) doesn't count. At all. The game means absolutely, positively nothing. Chess is played with a clock. Until you can beat an FM in a 45/45 on here, nobody cares.

Dude, stop being so rude please, Cherub is just sharing his experiences, instead of attacking him why dont you take a lesson from his book?

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BronsteinPawn wrote:
TheSonOfSorrow82 escribió:

1) Are you serious? He's not the "Online Chess World Champion" because he has the highest correspondence chess rating on chess.com LOL. You do realize there are other sites with better competition at the highest levels, don't you?

2) Daily Chess (aka, correspondence chess) doesn't count. At all. The game means absolutely, positively nothing. Chess is played with a clock. Until you can beat an FM in a 45/45 on here, nobody cares.

Dude, stop being so rude please, Cherub is just sharing his experiences, instead of attacking him why dont you take a lesson from his book?

Wise words.

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TROLL

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If I were to play against 10 GMs, let's say Fischer, Lasker, Tal, Magnus, Sergey, Botvinnik, Capablanca, 2Q1C, Karpov and Kasparov (Assuming the dead would ressurect)), I would guarentee you, that I would get 5 points, if I had 5 games as white and 5 games as black. And clearly, if I can get 5 points in a simul against 10 GMs, and I'm a terrible player, anyone can. So clearly GMs if I get 5/10 against the masters, it must mean we are equally good, and if everyone can do that, clearly it means masters are just as bad as us blitz hanging players. They just have 2 letters infront of their name, nothing more.
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The Simul master, in a real simul, gets white in every game. 0/10.

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BronsteinPawn wrote:
TheSonOfSorrow82 escribió:

1) Are you serious? He's not the "Online Chess World Champion" because he has the highest correspondence chess rating on chess.com LOL. You do realize there are other sites with better competition at the highest levels, don't you?

2) Daily Chess (aka, correspondence chess) doesn't count. At all. The game means absolutely, positively nothing. Chess is played with a clock. Until you can beat an FM in a 45/45 on here, nobody cares.

Dude, stop being so rude please, Cherub is just sharing his experiences, instead of attacking him why dont you take a lesson from his book?

can You guys help me find a FM that will time out on me?

 

i'd Love to emulate the example

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Well... Congrats :D
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I'm fairly on this site and have never posted before. This Cherub Engel dude sure does cast a pall on this forum. Sooooo boring and self-absorbed.
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I'd say self-absorbed is pretty accurate, although you can't say my threads recently were boring. Not the en passant one, at least.

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After reading your multiple arguments, I've decided that you're right.

I've decided to quit chess, since an accomplished old man sitting at his computer bashing chess players for not having a life said some very profound things to me.

I will just ignore that  chess has helped me get into a top college with scholarships, helped my academics immeasurably , and is so convenient that I can go from studying to playing in about 5 seconds and a few mouseclicks.

And of course, I think it's fun. Of course, after listening to you, I've decided that what you think matters more. 

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lol...48 years old. Actually, I'm 49, but nice guess wink.png

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