How to distract your opponent concentration and WIN rapid games REVEALED!!

Well you are stucked it a suicide position and running out of time in blitz otb so here is the tip that will let you win any losing game

JUST FART HARD, make sure you eat enough junkz and fast food full of spicessss

Wiunning % using that tactic? How many games?

HIghest opponent rank using this strategy?

As amusing as it is insightful.

Not a good idea to fart hard, if your sphincter is of variable shutter speed. Could drop you right in it.

Pork and Beans for a maximum spread and density.

hahahaha very true

Then ask

Ahahaha yeah..

And i havent tried yet, just the thought was passing by my mind so i caught it and drop it in here.. Lolzz

And if you're in real trouble, just crap in your drawers and sit there until your opponent barfs.

Lolzzz yeah

If the win means that much to you, I suppose it beats studying endgames.

Ahahahahaha correct.

Ah, the Ted Nugent gambit for getting out of having to go to Vietnam.

Oppzzz

Isn't there a FIDE rule against deliberately distracting your opponent?  It's right up there with the (apocryphal) story of a player keeping an unlit cigarette next to the board, and his opponent went to the TD claiming that he was threatening to smoke at a no-smoking tourney.

I dont think so... RULEzzzzzzz

Finally, the high-brow forum discussion we've all been longing for.  It's long overdue that someone inject this place with a little class.  Thank you sir.

Rules, rules...

TheGrobe wrote:

Finally, the high-brow forum discussion we've all been longing for.  It's long overdue that someone inject this place with a little class.  Thank you sir.

My pleasure indeed!! Lolzz

I fart all the time while Im playing.. but Im pretty sure my opponent can't hear it on his computer though