#1. Don't dress to.impress. Just be yourself. You're a jammie guy? Go in your jammies.
#2. Always bring extra cash, If things go south, you can take her to the bar and get her liquored. You'll instantly become more attractive to her, or another, more handsome chap at the bar will. At least she'll have fun, on you.
#3. ALWAYS have a backup date. A woman once told me "I wanted to be excited about this date, but I'm not." Run, and call your backup. The night is young and you're younger.
This was all free, next time I will charge.
1.' Yeah, go on your jammies. But then do not be surprised if after 5 minutes she tells you ¨Oh, I am so sorry, my boss just called me and he needs me to be immediately at the office right now. Sorry, we talk later. Bye!¨
2.- No. Alcoholize a woman to get something from her is something that only complete losers do.
3.- More than a backup date I would say ¨Always have a B plan¨. If a date does not go as planned, do something else (You can do it yourself, with friends, with other woman etc.)
Calm down, man with his pants buckled up above his bellybutton, it's a thread meant to be funny.
But if you wish to get serious, fine, take this:
I don't think the opening poster was looking forward to advice form a Jehovah's witness.
Just play the Sicilian defens, against her, and she'll be yours
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