How to join a women's tournament?

I am male, and married. I have few close friends, and they are all women. In fact, I am only interested in friendships with women, and only talk to women. And, I only want to play against women.

I want to join a women's chess tournament. How do I convince the tournament director in letting me compete?

I'd think a note from your psychiatrist and some evidence of a "preop" lifestyle would be necessary.  On the very odd chance that you were being serious...

Troll.

Everyone is different, and it is just my personal preference.

How do I join??

Tell them you're Bruce Jenner

Huh?

just wear a bra and high heels, you should be fine.

ROTFLMFAO

WBFISHER wrote:

Tell them your Bruce Jenner

There seems to be some misunderstanding here. No, I am not Bruce Jenner. I am perfectly normal, I just prefer the company of women. They look and smell better, more respectful, etc, so why wouldn't I? My best friend is woman.

Anyways, is it possible for a guy to join a woman's tournament or even a women's chess club?

I feel more comfortable with women. I don't want some pee hole sitting in front of me for 90 or so minutes.

Chop off your junk in front of the director to show how serious you are.

Serious question with silly answers.

Dude, we would all rather play women.  What makes you so deserving and special?